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12-05-2003, 02:22 PM
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#4291
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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This is your brain on alcohol
"Low to moderate drinking may cause a loss of brain tissue in middle-age people, a study found."
http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/12/05....ap/index.html
I would like to assure all of you that my drinking is neither low nor moderate, by my or any other definition that I am aware of, so please don't worry about me losing any brain tissue. It is those sissy casual drinkers who need to worry.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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12-05-2003, 02:23 PM
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#4292
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Star Trek
Something fun to watch. Star Trek - love in space.
(spree: no nudity but Spock has an erection)
Love in space
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-05-2003, 02:26 PM
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#4293
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Prague
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by Tycho Brahe
Dude. You have to improve your Instruments and adjust for Atmospheric Correction. If you do, you will see that the Sun and the Moon follow Elliptical Orbits around the Earth, and that the five Planets follow Elliptical Orbits around the Sun, like so:
Come visit me at Uraniborg, where I have made Twenty Years of Astronomical Observations.
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Fuck you. All you did was collect the data, dickhead. I'm the one who figured it all out. |
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12-05-2003, 02:28 PM
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#4294
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Relentless toy gender-stereotyping kills me. What is so wrong with giving a little girl blocks and letting her build stuff? I actually had someone tell me I should have gotten her toddler daughter a doll instead (NTTAWWT, but exclusively?). I also notice parents holding back their girls more than their boys, all the time, when they get wiggly and start running around or trying to climb something. They don't have to be perfect demure little ladies all the time. Constant pink-ifying and frilling--I don't think you're inadvertently going to raise a burly mustachioed linebacker if you actually let the girl wear a primary color. Even blue!
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Exactly. There is nothing worse than the "helpless female" which is what these girls grow up to be. My car's making this funny noise, could you please charge me double what you'd charge a mechanically intelligent person to look under my hood? (no double-entendre intended)
Give the girl some tools next time and see her beat the crap out of her brothers. Or her parents.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-05-2003, 02:28 PM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Isn't a lot of the choice based on what you already have?
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And what you're encouraged to like, vs. discouraged from liking.
Of course, my only motive in playing w/GI Joe was to hook him up with Barbie, so she wouldn't be stuck with that lame-ass Ken. And my Barbie CEO play was stymied by the lack of an appropriate briefcase or business attire. Pink plastic and gold lame just did not provide the requisite credibility.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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12-05-2003, 02:30 PM
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#4296
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by purse junkie
And what you're encouraged to like, vs. discouraged from liking.
Of course, my only motive in playing w/GI Joe was to hook him up with Barbie, so she wouldn't be stuck with that lame-ass Ken. And my Barbie CEO play was stymied by the lack of an appropriate briefcase or business attire. Pink plastic and gold lame just did not provide the requisite credibility.
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Exactly again.
Ken is a true wuss, even little girls know that. But they market him that way. You'll see dentist Barbie next to Pizza Hut Ken, what the hell is that all about? Barbie gets a Porsche or Corvette, and Ken gets nothing, not even a Hummer.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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12-05-2003, 02:32 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Before this gets out of hand . . .
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Originally posted by Johannes Kepler
Fuck you. All you did was collect the data, dickhead. I'm the one who figured it all out.
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Remember, socks get to stay only if they are funny.
I decide funny.
Post at your own risk.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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12-05-2003, 02:34 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ken gets nothing, not even a Hummer.
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I think you set this up, but anyway...
it is difficult to give Ken a hummer when he has no penis. |
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12-05-2003, 02:35 PM
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#4299
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Exactly again.
Ken is a true wuss, even little girls know that. But they market him that way. You'll see dentist Barbie next to Pizza Hut Ken, what the hell is that all about? Barbie gets a Porsche or Corvette, and Ken gets nothing, not even a Hummer.
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I recently heard an interview where the daughter of Barbie's inventor, who based Barbie on her, said that Mom based Ken on her brother. So that would explain the utter lack of sexual chemistry. Of course, Ken's dressing like Greg Brady never really helped either.
And Barbie's hands could hold GI Joe's AK--bonus.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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12-05-2003, 02:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Island of Hven
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by Johannes Kepler
Fuck you. All you did was collect the data, dickhead. I'm the one who figured it all out.
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Sir. I spent Twenty Years on an Island in the Baltic Sea, staying up all Night to make Many and Sundry Observations, without which you could not have proposed your New Theorems. A Little Gratitude is in Order.
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Originally posted by the lovely and talented evenodds
Remember, socks get to stay only if they are funny.
I decide funny.
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Four Danish Astronomers walk into a Bar. Says One, can I buy the First Round? Say the Other Three, in Unison, "Round? No -- Epicycles!"
Trust me, it's funny if you can observe it within two Arc Cycles.
Don't like that one? How about this:
Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma sucks!
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Um, which way to the urinal?
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12-05-2003, 02:40 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by Not Me
This abstract below . . .
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Yay! Data!
(Which I will read, probably this weekend.) |
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12-05-2003, 02:43 PM
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#4303
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Before this gets out of hand . . .
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Originally posted by evenodds
Remember, socks get to stay only if they are funny.
I decide funny.
Post at your own risk.
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FWIW, I think this exchange has been hilarious.
(But then, I like Monty Python, too, so this may not mean that much.) |
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12-05-2003, 02:45 PM
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#4304
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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More interesting subject: changing priorities midstream (or: I have a cool dad)
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Originally posted by purse junkie
And Barbie's hands could hold GI Joe's AK--bonus.
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From the Toy Timmy:
No "Real American Hero" would ever use a Kalashnikov, unless he pried it from the dead hands of his commie victims...
More likely an M-1 or an M-16... |
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12-05-2003, 02:46 PM
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#4305
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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This is your brain on alcohol
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
"Low to moderate drinking may cause a loss of brain tissue in middle-age people, a study found."
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If you're immersed in the tax code as I am today, this may actually be a huge bonus.
Bartender!
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