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purse junkie · 12-19-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: [b]What is the greatest ensemble-cast sitcom

"All in the Family."

Just barely ahead of "Full House", of course.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-19-2003, 02:42 PM

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RIGA, Latvia (Reuters) - Latvian police said a drunk picked up with around twice the blood-alcohol level considered deadly had probably set a world record but would wake with a hangover to match.

The unidentified middle-aged man was unconscious but stable after a blood test showed 7.22 parts per million of alcohol, police spokeswoman Ieva Zvidre said.

An average person would vomit at around 1.2, lose consciousness at 3.0 and stop breathing at a level of about 4.0 parts per million, Zvidre said, adding: "This is one for the Guinness Book of Records."

The hospital's emergency ward head Martins Sics told reporters there was no record of anybody having survived such a dose, even in neighboring Russia which takes pride in its vodka-guzzling traditions.

"He won't remember a thing when he comes to," Sics said.

NotFromHere · 12-19-2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Speaking of which, I totally goofed this year and overfunded my flex spending account to the tune of about $600. And since it's too late in the year for that much psychotherapy, what can I spend it on (besides glasses/sunglasses to correct for +.25)?

I guess you could go out and buy a boatload of aspirin/ibuprofen theraflu and other OTC drugs that are covered.

12-19-2003, 02:44 PM

I received emails from three different people since yesterday all with the cheers signoff. WTF? Seriously. WHy do people do this? Its beyond lame.

taxwonk · 12-19-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Poll: What is the greatest ensemble-cast sitcom? I pass over "Seinfeld" and "WKRP" and "Newsradio," all worthy contenders. My vote goes to "The Dick Van Dyke Show." So many TV jokes; perfect encapsulation of the era; strong performers giving strong performances. Set the bar for family comedies, whacky neighbors, multiple sets, etc. Took "I Love Lucy" and made it useful to all that was to follow. I'm still trying to recreate that living room, and I'm still willing to bang MTM.

I have to vote for Barney Miller. Every character on that show was an absolute gem, and each actor played him or her perfectly. The scripts were masterpieces of comedic timing and wit. There is not a single bad episode.

Shape Shifter · 12-19-2003, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: What is the greatest ensemble-cast sitcom? I pass over "Seinfeld" and "WKRP" and "Newsradio," all worthy contenders. My vote goes to "The Dick Van Dyke Show." So many TV jokes; perfect encapsulation of the era; strong performers giving strong performances. Set the bar for family comedies, whacky neighbors, multiple sets, etc. Took "I Love Lucy" and made it useful to all that was to follow. I'm still trying to recreate that living room, and I'm still willing to bang MTM.

I love the Dick Van Dyke Show, and the cast was great (Carl Reiner's character is one of the funniest ever created). But the show, like Madonna in Like a Virgin, is fixated on Dick.

My vote goes to Sha Na Na. Totally underappreciated camp. They were like The Village People of the doo wop set. Nothing better to watch on a Saturday afternoon before Hee Haw.

LessinSF · 12-19-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Some half-assed attempt to suggest that my rehash of an old method of making fun of stupid socks was somehow similar to people who respond to trolls like Not Me, when in actuality it was the only thing that has worked (albeit only for a couple of weeks) in the last five years other than making eleven of us admins so that we could vigilantly delete their asses.

Spooky, are you a Reading fan - http://www.thewhiff.com ?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 12-19-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/hol...iday.quiz.html

The stated purpose of the quiz is to find the perfect gift for someone who is impossible to shop for. I cannot say how accurate it is, and I am not purchasing the recommended $13,000 go-kart.

The suggestion of a theatre subscription really was a pretty good one, and for a bit less than $13K. Thanks, SS.

Merry Xmas All!

purse junkie · 12-19-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I love the Dick Van Dyke Show, and the cast was great (Carl Reiner's character is one of the funniest ever created). But the show, like Madonna in Like a Virgin, is fixated on Dick.

My vote goes to Sha Na Na. Totally underappreciated camp. They were like The Village People of the doo wop set. Nothing better to watch on a Saturday afternoon before Hee Haw.

Are we including variety shows? Then "The Carol Burnett Show."

Just barely ahead of "The Donny and Marie Show", of course.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-19-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Speaking of which, I totally goofed this year and overfunded my flex spending account to the tune of about $600. And since it's too late in the year for that much psychotherapy, what can I spend it on (besides glasses/sunglasses to correct for +.25)?

I did the same (but only to the tune of about $250). New supply of contact lenses and two acupunctures and I'm done. However, I have publication 502 on my desk and can tell you that birth control pills, artificial limbs, artificial teeth, christian science practitioners and osteopath visits all qualify, if any of those tickle your fancy.

Or just go on the irs.gov website and get your own copy of publication 502. I'm sure you will find something. (note, the publication specifically says that dancing lessons are not covered, even if a doctor recommends them. in case you were wondering)

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-19-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Speaking of which, I totally goofed this year and overfunded my flex spending account to the tune of about $600. And since it's too late in the year for that much psychotherapy, what can I spend it on (besides glasses/sunglasses to correct for +.25)?

two pairs of really nice glasses?

what about a couple of vats of advil and other OTC drugs you might use.

or maybe you can get your doctor to prescribe an ergonomic chair for your back. Aerons run around $600 right?

Shape Shifter · 12-19-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Are we including variety shows? Then "The Carol Burnett Show."

Just barely ahead of "The Donny and Marie Show", of course.

You're right. I should have limited myself to sitcoms. While I loved BJ & The Bear, I'm going to have to go with The Duke of Hazzard because of the predominance of Cooters.

robustpuppy · 12-19-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
two pairs of really nice glasses?

what about a couple of vats of advil and other OTC drugs you might use.

or maybe you can get your doctor to prescribe an ergonomic chair for your back. Aerons run around $600 right?

The chair is an excellent idea. Also, for some reason I've got this pain in my right hand that seems to be exacerbated by using the mouse. Although its cause is a mystery, maybe I could get a scrip for a wireless mouse and keyboard.

Off to irs.gov I go.

The problem is, I don't really need glasses, except for when I play repressed phi beta kappa law review fed clerk who unbuns her hair, removes her glasses, and ... well you know the rest.

Anne Elk · 12-19-2003, 03:08 PM

are off to NYU next fall.

Atticus Grinch · 12-19-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
are off to NYU next fall.

Slave is about to reenact the entire story arc of "Felicity." Including, of course, The Shearing.