Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Penske!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Now now girls, no fighting.

As far as cup fluctuation, yes it can change. Mine changes if I lose or gain weight. I think if I weighed what I should weigh, I would be a B, that is what I was at my most svelte.

The interesting thing though is when I am thinner my breasts don't look smaller, they probably look a little bigger in fact. In comparison to the rest of my frame that is.

I think I would be a B if I were not heavier than I would like to be. Or a -AA, depending on how that math works.

[SlaveNoMore]

leagleaze
Now now girls, no fighting.

Unless one of them looks like Kitana Baker. Then all is well.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They may be necessary to distract people away from her butterface.

Sure worked for me. I stared at the picture for five minutes before I realized that she even had a face.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You have to admit you deserved it, after your "I will admit, my law professors turned to me for enlightenment after getting nowhere with anybody else in the section" post.

1. My lawyer advises me to say nothing.

2. Said post was in response to the "who was the law school PITA" question, where I admited to being a pain in the ass in law school. I never (to my memory) used the word enlightenment when describing my experience in law school. I merely acknowledged that I had 2 professors who called on me regularly...one when he was weary and one when he wanted a strict constructionist.

3. It's not my fault I have big beautiful breasts.

4. Or that I want lovely underwear to drape them in.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you sure on the add five bit? Because I'm wearing a bra that is the band size of the number of inches when I measure around the ribcage (34 1/2), and it seems likely that I would be unable to breathe if that were nearly half a foot too short. Also, measuring around my boobs produces a 38 1/2, which, if the band size is supposed to be 40, would make me a, uh, -A cup size. They seem to stick out, so that can't be right.

Anyway, I'm either a 39(A) or a 34 or 36 C or D. I get some fluctuation and mostly have 36 Cs, I think.

Edited to correct 39 to 40 since band sizes have to be even numbers.

Quite sure about the "add 5" thing. I couldn't believe it myself so I checked about 6 different sources. 6 additional inches of circumference just to get to an A-cup? I was baffled at what kind of precipitous drop in rib-cage size bra makers expected to happen in the 3 inches between nipple and underside. Some days when I'm feeling flat I'd probably be in the "negative" range, too.

then again, I kept mis-measuring my ribs (or mis-adding; I don't add well in a base-12 system), giving me a 38+ band size, which I found totally bizzare given that my bust measurement is around 36.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's not my fault I have big beautiful breasts.

New board motto?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So then WHO was your inner coke whore talking to?

OK, this brought up a funny thought for me.

Back in the day when I was actually pretty much a coke whore, I used to have entire conversations with people in my head while I was wired. I'd be sitting on a couch, having this whole conversation with the person sitting next to me, and then they'd suddenly fall silent. I'd get annoyed and actually say "Well? I just asked you a question...aren't you talking to me now?" and they'd look over at me astonished and say "Sheesh, Bn'B, you've been sitting there without saying anything for over 20 minutes now".

So I guess my inner coke whore was actually saying hi to my own inner coke whore....which is a whole level of namaste I don't want to examine.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
3. It's not my fault I have big beautiful breasts.

Are you sure you aren't Multo?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
OK, this brought up a funny thought for me.

Ok, so what you are telling us is that in addition to having big, beautiful breasts (which I am sure I would appreciate had I the opportunity to see them) that you are nuts? Is that about right?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Ok, so what you are telling us is that in addition to having big, beautiful breasts (which I am sure I would appreciate had I the opportunity to see them) that you are nuts? Is that about right?

You forgot the part about where she was forced to be a law school PITA because her professors could not have gotten through their classes without her intellectual contributions.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's not my fault I have big beautiful breasts.

Let's see 'em. I'll tell you if they're as nice as Sebby's wife's.

TM

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You forgot the part about where she was forced to be a law school PITA because her professors could not have gotten through their classes without her intellectual contributions.

Nah, they just used her brain to get closer to her tits.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You forgot the part about where she was forced to be a law school PITA because her professors could not have gotten through their classes without her intellectual contributions.

True, but I think we can all agree that she was mainly correct about that. And that she has big beautiful breasts trimmed in sexy lingerie.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Nah, they just used her brain to get closer to her tits.

A law professor would do that? I'm shocked.