Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Is there anyone here who has actually not heard this song? If so, how did you get to law school without going to college?

I had occasion recently to do some perfunctory reading about the central tenets of Rastafarianism (thanks, Google!). I think you all know that I'm judgmental to a fault in all things except religion, but I gotta say that Rastafarianism is the stupidest fucking religion ever (shut up, Sebby; there are degrees of recockulousness).

I mean, when your god expressly denies being a god, you pretty much have to take him at His word, right? Cuz he's god and all? I mean, at least Jesus had the presence of mind to use double-speak when Pilate asked him the same question.

Shades of "Life of Brian."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fair enough. Imagine if one of your contemporaries suggested that it was possible that someone who attended institutions of higher learning around the same time that you did had not heard the album "The Best of Gregorian Chants."

Pussy, don't let the bird off so easily.

I graduated pre-Legends, and still have heard this song several thousand times. (Almost as many times as the Best of Gregorian Chants)

Unless Bilmore's drawing social security, there's no excuse.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
So now I ask you: Name a song I've never heard that every living person should hear at least once before dying.

I realize the way I phrased the poll, I'm not required to answer, but if it were about you, my answer would be "Blue" by The Jayhawks.

"JC Auto" by Sugar.

Baddest motherfuckin' song ever penned by the very angry Bob Mould.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I had occasion recently to do some perfunctory reading about the central tenets of Rastafarianism (thanks, Google!). I think you all know that I'm judgmental to a fault in all things except religion, but I gotta say that Rastafarianism is the stupidest fucking religion ever (shut up, Sebby; there are degrees of recockulousness).

I mean, when your god expressly denies being a god, you pretty much have to take him at His word, right? Cuz he's god and all? I mean, at least Jesus had the presence of mind to use double-speak when Pilate asked him the same question.

Shades of "Life of Brian."

Um, yeah, maybe. And I'll consider going back to Catholicism when I see the Pope lighting up a Marley-size spliff of the righteous chronic.

[SlaveNoMore]

bilmore
"C is for Cookie", C. Monster

As the 7 people that actually bothered to listen to my college radio show will attest, this song was waaay overplayed.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
So now I ask you: Name a song I've never heard that every living person should hear at least once before dying.

Single gun theory: words written backwards.
Miranda Sex Garden: sunshine (you'll like it, it's sort of a hardcore madrigal but with women howling like dogs).
Johannes Symonis: Puisque je suis fumeux.
Dimitri Shostakovich: Symphony 14 movement 4.

edited to add: those are sort of listed in reverse order of importance.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
So now I ask you: Name a song I've never heard that every living person should hear at least once before dying.

Love is like a Bottle of Gin by the Magnetic Fields

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
So now I ask you: Name a song I've never heard that every living person should hear at least once before dying.

I realize the way I phrased the poll, I'm not required to answer, but if it were about you, my answer would be "Blue" by The Jayhawks.

Evangeline by Matthew Sweet.

FWIW, his new group The Thorns (w/ Pete Droge and Shaun Mullins) has a cover of "Blue" out as a single now...

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Evangeline by Matthew Sweet.

FWIW, his new group The Thorns (w/ Pete Droge and Shaun Mullins) has a cover of "Blue" out as a single now...

Jane's Addiction's version of Ripple, on the Deadicated tribute album.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As the 7 people that actually bothered to listen to my college radio show will attest, this song was waaay overplayed.

was it a "wall socket" station? mine was.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, yeah, maybe. And I'll consider going back to Catholicism when I see the Pope lighting up a Marley-size spliff of the righteous chronic.

Maybe this ties into your hippy-love thing, but Rastas are forbidden from washing their hair. This no Prell-act works better for people who's CD's you buy, than for people you socialize with.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Dar Williams "When I Was A Boy."

Speaking of folk rock, I have it on good authority that a single play of Pete Yorn's "Crystal Village" has exactly the same effect on female sexual response as an uninterrupted playthrough of the entire Cowboy Junkies "Trinity Session" album. It's potent stuff, so use this information at your own risk.

Whoever suggested HEM's "Halfacre" for this purpose a while back is insane. It's a beautiful song, but only for use in the bedroom if your mate finds despair and loneliness arousing. So basically Less, and I don't see him being a big folk rock fan.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Speaking of folk rock, I have it on good authority that a single play of Pete Yorn's "Crystal Village" has exactly the same effect on female sexual response as an uninterrupted playthrough of the entire Cowboy Junkies "Trinity Session" album.

The musical equivilent of rohypnal?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
So now I ask you: Name a song I've never heard that every living person should hear at least once before dying.

I can't resist giving two:

How to Make Gravy by Paul Kelly (bonus: contains a recipe for gravy; it's a better song than that comment makes it sound)

Dublin Blues by Guy Clark ("I wish I was in Austin / in a chili parlor bar / drinking Mad Dog margaritas / and not caring where you are. " - great stuff, despite screwing up the subjunctive case)

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I had occasion recently to do some perfunctory reading about the central tenets of Rastafarianism (thanks, Google!). I think you all know that I'm judgmental to a fault in all things except religion, but I gotta say that Rastafarianism is the stupidest fucking religion ever (shut up, Sebby; there are degrees of recockulousness).

I mean, when your god expressly denies being a god, you pretty much have to take him at His word, right? Cuz he's god and all? I mean, at least Jesus had the presence of mind to use double-speak when Pilate asked him the same question.

Shades of "Life of Brian."

They don't diddle little boys, and they get really, really high while not diddling little boys. Sounds good to me. Sinsi sin sin.

(And how else was a group of dispossesed, hopeless, drifting slaves, fed a diet of christ and pain now/heaven later supposed to make it their own belief? Just be thankful they found a pic of Prince Tafari before one of Ross Perot. Imagine hordes of whacked-out Kingstonites trying to stretch their ears out wide.)