Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It wasn't the posting of math, since that was not what flinty did. It was the constant need for verification, if you will that was so like you.

Cite please.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


I want both. Of course, you can only have one, and I'm stuck with blonde, so I dream about brunettes. Maybe I'll get her to dye her hair someday...

I hear wigs are all the rage....no need to overprocess hair. In the alternative, you could get a brunette on the side. Variety is the spice of life.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Cite please.

Exactly.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Fugee
Hello??? There may be a large population of smart business women, but did you ever ride one of the alphabet trains?

First time I read this, I thought it said did you ever ride one of the alphabet twins?

Whew! And here I was thinking I wasn't up on my pop culture references.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuckable: 10%*
Dateable: 5%
Long Termable: 2%

TM

* Includes drunken adventures

As a platonic friend, where do you see me? Assume I'm 6'11", handsome Italian guy. And so you know, its not a "little thing" I have. I wear size 15 shoes for goodness sakes.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Definitive list of Hometime co-hosts, in order of goodness (by which I mean ability to fake DIY prowess+televisionality):

1. Robin Hartl (fourth and current co-host; ten years, baby!)

I have no hope of ever out Str8ing Str8, but I once ran into Robin at a Target. Looked exactly the same as on the show, and she wasn't watching where the fuck she was going with her cart.

On an unrelated note, I've never spent any time there, but every woman* I've ever met from Wisconsin has been gorgeous. And we're not really talking about a small sample size, either.

Weird that.

* This is not hyperbole, but posting images of ugly Wisc. women really isn't required.

[Dave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you calling me a ho? what, too lazy to create the Senior Hombre sock?

If Senor Hombre makes an appearance, his close personal friends Herr Mann and Istermay Anmay won't be far behind.

[Dave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
realityblurred has announced that Showtime is developing "Make Me Cool", I show in which 4 black people (possibly as hip as that dreamy Carson) will try to do the impossible - make middle america less dorky.

Good lord this show needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Reason one is to avoid encouraging more pasty whitefolks to use ghetto slang, b/c you know that's what the producers will consider 'hip'. Any middle-aged white male caught using the words 'bling-bling' really ought to be bitch-slapped on the spot, and that's only one example.

Maybe they can get Snoop Dog to executive produce, you know he's cool and hasn't sold out more than a million times or so.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
NY chicks are sexier because most them come with brains, but for tone-ness and sheer physical make-your-eye-pop-out-of-your-head hotness, LA wins.

But I still think the slinky European chicks are the hottest. A warm Spring day in Paris made my head turn a hell of a lot more than LA or NYC ever did. Then again, maybe that was just a lucky day...

For sheer volume of really good-looking women, I have to go with Houston. I have never seen a larger number of walk-into-a-wall grgeous women anywhere else in my entire life.

[Fugee]

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Tonight was the first time I've ever cried while watching reality TV. It wasn't big weepy tears but I got a little teary when I read the message at the end of the episode that Jenna M's mom died just 8 days after she got home. From the spoiler sites I knew her mom had died but I thought it was while she was still in the show.

In less emotional scenes, I can't believe Rupert wanted to build a log cabin with a basement ON THE BEACH DURING THE RAINY SEASON! Did he think he'd been transported to the PBS reality series about life on the Plains?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Joanne Liebler, baby. That's where it's at. Anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you straight in the face.

Photographs well, my ass. Rewatch the building a log home from scratch series during her reign.


PS. He's looked like a total wuss ever since he shaved off the mustache when she left. you know it. I know it.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
PS. He's looked like a total wuss ever since he shaved off the mustache when she left. you know it. I know it.

Huh. We will have to agree to disagree. When he was wearing the mustache and they were playing "Dean and Joanne are a couple," I assumed she was the beard to his moustache. He seems more straight to me shaven. In my neck of the woods, mustache = bigtime gay. Ty, for example. Or Hank's mom.

P.S. I have to agree Jo-Jo is bangable in the photos I found of her. But I never found her sexy on the show. Weird that. Every guy remembers the entirely unsexy girl who his mom insisted was "pretty." In a word, Jo-Jo.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you calling me a ho? what, too lazy to create the Senior Hombre sock?

Why should the old guys get all the action?

p(not exactly a Spanish Timmy, but the "ni" is a poor substitute for a "ñ")c

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Every guy remembers the entirely unsexy girl who his mom insisted was "pretty."

If by unsexy you mean "not willing to do anal" than I agree.

You know, some of us who won't let you do us up the patootie can really be a whole lot of fun in other ways.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by Fugee
Survivor spoiler.......

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[Spoiler material]

Do "spoiler spaces" actually work? Why can't we just have a "spoiler" button in addition to the "http://" "@" and "IMG" buttons in the posting interface which automatically puts spoiler text in white (so as to blend in with the background)? That way, anyone who wants to read a spoiler would have to affirmatively highlight the spoiler text to see it.

For example (highlight the text below):

I found it odd that the "color" menu does not include white. White seems to blend in better than silver, which is the lightest option listed.