Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

The Smoking Gun has the proposal for Paris Hilton's memoir.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They also don't know that the fatter the tires they put on their SUVs, the less the SUV is able to navigate heavy snow.

Is this some kind of euphemism?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
C'mon, he knows.

(I mean, he'd HAFTA know, wouldn't he?)

Oh, I know. But it doesn't matter what bracket I'm in because I'm pretty sure you two ugly fuckers* fall way below me.

TM

* That includes wonk.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this some kind of euphemism?

Nope, its just a dumb little fact I learned from a mechanic when I was getting new tires for my SUV.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this some kind of euphemism?

That SUV has a nice chassis. Too bad it has a fucked-up grill.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That SUV has a nice chassis. Too bad it has a fucked-up grill.

The car euphemism is sooo 2003. Its all about housing these days. My current dumb favorite is "Yeh, nice place, but the backyard's too big."

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
The Smoking Gun has the proposal for Paris Hilton's memoir.

It's gonna be a Pop-Up Book, right?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
It's gonna be a Pop-Up Book, right?

FB regulars will appreciate the many fashion tips in Chapter 9. E.g., "With that push-up bra on, I look like I have the 'push up bra gone wrong tits' some girls get."*

*Sic (for hyphenation)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
FB regulars will appreciate the many fashion tips in Chapter 9. E.g., "With that push-up bra on, I look like I have the 'push up bra gone wrong tits' some girls get."*

*Sic (for hyphenation)

Apropos of her tits, she is one of the only girls I've observed whose breasts look much larger without a bra than with. How does this happen? Is it the night vision?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It just goes to show you that Steinbrenner will spend stupid sums of money just to piss the Red Sox off.

Newest Yankee is A-Rod - sorryasshole and a player to be named and pissed off later to go to Texass.
And just wait, Steinbrenner will be the first one to bitch about revenue sharing again even though he has spent more money than the cost of small countries even though it looks like Texass is eating a lot of his contract.

I'm sure this has been beaten to death on the board, but whether it has or it hasn't, shut the fuck up about Steinbrenner and spending (that goes for everyone). Boston could have signed him and didn't (which was stupid because they walked away over a measley sum). He is playing within the rules of MLB. He pays the luxury tax. The deal is amazing. We get the best player in baseball. Texas pays $160 something million for the three years they had him. We pay $112 million for the seven we have him. We would be stupid if we didn't do it. Besides, it works out to be the same amount of money after we let Henson, Soriano and Boone go.

Cashman made a good deal. Boston didn't. No other team did. Shut the fuck up.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure this has been beaten to death on the board, but whether it has or it hasn't, shut the fuck up about Steinbrenner and spending (that goes for everyone). Boston could have signed him and didn't (which was stupid because they walked away over a measley sum). He is playing within the rules of MLB.

The complaint is about the rules. Competitive balance is, um, lacking when the Yankees spend so much more than everyone, and when the Red Sox spend so much more than everyone but the Yankees. Pity the fans in Oakland, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, etc. Pity the fans in Boston, too, not least because this trade is enough to keep Dan Shaughnessy going for another decade. Only a World Series will shut him up.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it the night vision?

I don't know what this means. Do you mean things look bigger in the night because of the way you perceive them in the dark?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure this has been beaten to death on the board, but whether it has or it hasn't, shut the fuck up about Steinbrenner and spending (that goes for everyone). Boston could have signed him and didn't (which was stupid because they walked away over a measley sum). He is playing within the rules of MLB. He pays the luxury tax. The deal is amazing. We get the best player in baseball. Texas pays $160 something million for the three years they had him. We pay $112 million for the seven we have him. We would be stupid if we didn't do it. Besides, it works out to be the same amount of money after we let Henson, Soriano and Boone go.

Cashman made a good deal. Boston didn't. No other team did. Shut the fuck up.

TM

I may have finally sunk low enough to start rooting for certain players to have season-ending injuries. For A-Rod, career-ending injuries.*

*I hated him WAAAAAAAAY before this trade. And I really wanted him to sleep forever in his shit-stained bed...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know what this means. Do you mean things look bigger in the night because of the way you perceive them in the dark?

You obviously haven't seen the Paris Hilton sex tape...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know what this means. Do you mean things look bigger in the night because of the way you perceive them in the dark?

Her little online porn debut was shot in some sort of green-lit night vision. I don't really think the lighting affected the (my?)perceived increase in her boob size.