Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
According to the Herald (citing the Sun), Kimberly Stewart had her implants removed and gave them to Jack Osborne .

Jack Osbourne is one seriously ugly mass of pasty flesh. The bit's comparison of him to a serial killer may not be far off the mark.

[pony_trekker]

Who, if anyone, is going to see The Passion and why or why not?

I will see it, just to see what the "hype" is, though I believe it is not entirely historically accurate.

The preivews looked pretty fucking intense.

[leagleaze]

I quickly skimmed so if I missed anyone sorry.

I do believe sheesh is the new whiff. Or maybe it is just whiff with an irritated edge.

I am afraid you will have to call the 900 line for the lesbionic video. I will not be posting it here. But, if you can get your hands on the security video from the big bookstore/coffeeshop type place where we had coffee last night, that might be fun.

People have the most interesting reactions when two women make out in the middle of a parking lot in Lancaster.

Go figure.

I can't decide if I want to see Passion. I watched a review of it on Ebert and whatshisname this weekend and they seemed very impressed. I think the violence might be too intense for me though.

Oh and I just learned Bush has finally decided to get off the pot and commit to a constitutional amendment confirming my second class citizenship status. Happy day!

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Who, if anyone, is going to see The Passion and why or why not?

Not, because my Latin and Aramaic aren't up to the task. Plus, if I see it, I might start understanding Atticus better, and I'm not sure I want that.


On the other hand, I do plan to see EuroTrip because Buffy's sister has sure sprouted a pair.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not, because my Latin and Aramaic aren't up to the task. Plus, if I see it, I might start understanding Atticus better, and I'm not sure I want that.

Good grief. This almost exactly mirrors my choice of words for this response. Good thing I read first.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Who, if anyone, is going to see The Passion and why or why not?

I will see it, just to see what the "hype" is, though I believe it is not entirely historically accurate.

The preivews looked pretty fucking intense.

A movie in Aramaic with a plotline that's been beaten to death for 2000 years? Sounds fascinating. Line me up... will they be giving root canals and colonoscopies afterward?

That said, I love the Easter season. A whole bunch of waterheads who give up booze for Lent are out of the bars and I can finally get a reservation at my favorite steak joint on a Friday just two days in advance.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not, because my Latin and Aramaic aren't up to the task. Plus, if I see it, I might start understanding Atticus better, and I'm not sure I want that.


On the other hand, I do plan to see EuroTrip because Buffy's sister has sure sprouted a pair.

Shouldn't it be spoken in Greek? Has this already been mentioned?

Speaking of a pair...Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

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Oh and I just learned Bush has finally decided to get off the pot and commit to a constitutional amendment confirming my second class citizenship status. Happy day!

Unreal. Why doesn't he just wipe his ass with the Constitution? He's effectively acting like Homer Simpson in that episode where he uses the Stonecutters' sacred text to wipe his face after eating ribs.

My God, I'm a dork. I just used a Simspons analogy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
a plotline that's been beaten to death for 2000 years

so to speak.

I'm keyed up for the news coverage early next week of the outraged, OUTRAGED, church group leaders who took their young minions to the matinee showings, and left astounded by the extensive violence. What has Hollywood done to our youth!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
so to speak.

I'm keyed up for the news coverage early next week of the outraged, OUTRAGED, church group leaders who took their young minions to the matinee showings, and left astounded by the extensive violence. What has Hollywood done to our youth!

It's okay.

They cut out the nipple scene.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Who, if anyone, is going to see The Passion and why or why not?

I will see it, just to see what the "hype" is, though I believe it is not entirely historically accurate.

The preivews looked pretty fucking intense.

I wouldn't see it in the theater - there are enough yammering freaks at a typical movie here and this one is sure to bring out many many more. I might see it on DVD sometime down the road - I agree, it looks intense. Although I have no desire to line Mel's pockets further.

I heard when they were first filming it that Mel didn't want subtitles. Did he relent on this?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Speaking of a pair...Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door...

You never lie. She's bangin'.

http://home.iprimus.com.au/bhersey/w...llage.1024.jpg

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/18/5/71-9807-sm.jpg

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/c...1047237905.jpg





Up the charts to the top five with a bullet.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

...and while you still can.

Some DJ (DJ Danger Mouse, for those of you keeping score) has taken Jay Z's Black Album and Mixed it with The Beatles' White Album. The result? The Grey Album. An amazing mix of rock and rap that transcends what we usually hear in the form of sampling and sounds way ahead of its time.

Danger Mouse put it together as a tribute and pressed 3,000 copies for friends in the industry who he thought would enjoy it. It has turned into a huge underground hit. Problem is, EMI wants to put an end to it even though Danger Mouse isn't profitting from it. Whatever.

I have it and have listened to it. It is already one of my favorites.

http://www.greytuesday.org/

TM

PS - I have a few friends who went out to buy the White Album based on what they heard in the remixes because they were so impressed. (It sounds weird, but a lot of people have zero interest in the Beatles.) I think it's kind of cool that people are using the Grey Album to open their minds about something they wouldn't normally.

PPS - There is also a Brown Album which mixes the Black Album with a bunch of Jazz riffs. I'm still looking for this one.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
so to speak.

I'm keyed up for the news coverage early next week of the outraged, OUTRAGED, church group leaders who took their young minions to the matinee showings, and left astounded by the extensive violence. What has Hollywood done to our youth!

Of course they were MORE outraged over Janet's right nip for one sixteenth of a second.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You never lie. She's bangin'.



Up the charts to the top five with a bullet.

TM

I will take your word for it on her hotness, but she is absolutely unbearable to watch on 24 as the brainless twit. Unbearable.