Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I miss the dryer thread.

Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:

Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:

1. Smoke in the apartment (bad bad me)
2. Sleep diagonally
3. Allow the cat into the bedroom to sleep with me
4. Flip between the hockey game and something else instead of watching the hockey game all the way through
5. Masturbate

[Fugee]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not planning on seeing it. I've read the book.

Besides, it's in some dead-ass language that nobody speaks and has no subtitles. Any film that carries so much hubris with it should be boycotted on that basis alone.

From the movie trailers, it appears Mel caved and put in English subtitles. Even though I read the book, I am grateful for that concession: my high school didn't offer Latin, my college didn't offer Latin or Aramaic and I didn't take Greek in college.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:

Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:

1. Smoke in the apartment (bad bad me)
2. Sleep diagonally
3. Allow the cat into the bedroom to sleep with me
4. Flip between the hockey game and something else instead of watching the hockey game all the way through
5. Masturbate

I trust those weren't listed in order of importance.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:

Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:

1. Smoke in the apartment (bad bad me)
2. Sleep diagonally
3. Allow the cat into the bedroom to sleep with me
4. Flip between the hockey game and something else instead of watching the hockey game all the way through
5. Masturbate

Boy do WE engage in different activities when the Mr. is out of town.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I have this strange fear that I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night tonight and suddenly understand what the hell you just said.

riginally posted by Robustpuppy
I was actually hoping that might happen with yesterday's Dryer/Atkins joke, but, alas (?), no.

Just both of you pretend that I've managed to white out half of my lines, and left something which no human could possibly decipher.

You'll be happier.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by idle acts
Grow from love, dear.

That's an OK usage. If you'd said "Grow your love, dear" it would have been annoying.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:

Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:

1. Smoke in the apartment (bad bad me)
2. Sleep diagonally
3. Allow the cat into the bedroom to sleep with me
4. Flip between the hockey game and something else instead of watching the hockey game all the way through
5. Masturbate

Elaborate please. Do you masturbate while watching the hockey, and if so, do you do so on your stomach, just out of habit?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Elaborate please. Do you masturbate while watching the hockey, and if so, do you do so on your stomach, just out of habit?

It's pretty clear that she spends all her time lying diagonally on the bed with a cigarette in her mouth and the TV on (and the remote within reach), masturbating while the cat sleeps nearby on the bed.

I realize this does not answer your question, rp.

Edited to fix sentence so that the grammar works and to add note that I wasn't answering rp's question.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Idle, who's that in your avatar? She looks a bit like Ann-Margret.

That's b/c she is Ann-Margret.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Elaborate please. Do you masturbate while watching the hockey, and if so, do you do so on your stomach, just out of habit?

[SOFTBALL]With you asking all of the right questions, I'm finding myself particularily irrelevant.[/SOFTBALL]

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Boy do WE engage in different activities when the Mr. is out of town.

I left out the part about the orgy because I didn't want you all to be jealous. But if it's a competition, I'd have to add:

6. Have orgy

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not planning on seeing it. I've read the book.

Besides, it's in some dead-ass language that nobody speaks and has no subtitles. Any film that carries so much hubris with it should be boycotted on that basis alone.

It has subtitles.

[leagleaze]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Janet Jackson has been left out in the rain after "Stormy Weather" singer Lena Horne balked at having the younger star play her in a planned television movie.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I left out the part about the orgy because I didn't want you all to be jealous. But if it's a competition, I'd have to add:

6. Have orgy

I trust those weren't listed in order of importance.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Since we're slow and desparate, I give you a post that is otherwise pointless but shows how exciting my life is:

Things I do when My Husband is out of Town:

5. Masturbate

Are there appliances involved?