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notcasesensitive · 03-02-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
THIS POST CONTAINS AVERAGE JOE SPOILERS -- DO NOT READ IF YOU ACTUALLY TIVO'D THAT PIECE OF CRAP TO WATCH LATER

After watching the Average Joe last night and reading Thurgreed's post about it, I started thinking about whether there was any female celebrity that I think is so cheesy that I wouldn't date a guy who dated her. I just can't think of any female equivalent of Fabio.

So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

I don't think I could date any guy who had ever dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. This means that Carson and Alec lost their chances at me, fools.

Michael Jackson (even if the dating occurred when my date was a 10 year old)
Courtney Love (and she has, remarkably, dated some fairly normal guys)

[Mr Man likes Jennifer Love Hewitt, so no comment from me on that one.]

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 03-02-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

Courtney Love. Because the Center for Disease Control says not to...

Alex_de_Large · 03-02-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

Easy:

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Marylin Manson, Lorenzo Lamas, Corbin Bernsen, Don Johnson, Ben Stiller, George W. Bush, Rosie O'Donnell...

Pretty Little Flower · 03-02-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think the game show stuff is funny and interesting. As you can tell its the smarter of us who have been on game shows.
Anyway, I have never heard the game show stuff before so I thought the "its that time again" thing like people do for recurring arguments would be funny.

Alas, another lesson for ole Hank.

Aw, Hank. I sense you are feeling blue. Moreover, I recall a couple of unkind words I said about you yesteday, those words being "tragic dork." And even though those words were written in jest and in the context of the playful banter that was occurring on the board at the time, I feel bad. For what it is worth (gosh, I hate typing that out all the time!!), I understood your joke. In fact, I was going to follow it up with this joke:

"Actually, I think we are at the point where it is time for someone to note that the next topics are 1) for the board to argue about the evil nature of SUVs, and 2) for the board express its collective disgust for fat people."

But then I saw Tangy lay the beatdown on you and I decided to keep my mouth shut because I have an incedible crush on her avatar. But, hopefully this post will cheer you up and help you turn those frowns upside down!

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-02-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

Fabio has to be up there. I mean...how? Why?

Rush Limbaugh is another. I would walk in the exact opposite direction of anyone who had a serious relationship with that guy.

I can't think of a female equivalent to Fabio and Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't possibly be that repulsive. Here are the top answers I am anticipating you will receive on this board:

1. Hillary Clinton
2. "What difference does it make? Walking away from a potential relationship with someone because of who they dated in their past is childish. In fact, I've never made such a judgment and don't even discuss my partner's past with them. I love them for who they are, not who they were. Blah, blah, blah."

TM

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-02-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Don Johnson

Oh man. The three guys in the sandwich shop I always go to just informed me that I look like Melanie Griffith. In fact they told me that they thought I was Melanie Griffith the first few times I went in there. The funniest thing (although there really is nothing funny about this) is that they thought it was a frickin compliment.

Although I suppose she has big (albeit aged) boobs. And Melanie Griffith is one step up from the Dianne Wiest comparison (no, she's beautiful, really) of two weeks ago. And maybe that "Antonio forever" tattoo on my arm is a little misleading.

To answer the poll, I would not date any man who dated Melanie Griffith. (Or Dianne Wiest). Or Pia Zadora or Sally Kellerman. yuck. Or Tara Reid or Paris Hilton.

I would probably still sleep with them though, if push came to shove.

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This show was the highlight of my day when I was home sick from elementary school. 7-Up and Press Your Luck. Good times.

Well then, you'll enjoy this story about the guy who gamed the system on the show and won $110k by memorizing the board rotation patterns. http://gscentral.net/larsen.htm

Damn you, Larsen! Damn you straight to hell! [in Jon Stewart voice, fist raised to the sky.]

idle acts · 03-02-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
THIS POST CONTAINS AVERAGE JOE SPOILERS -- DO NOT READ IF YOU ACTUALLY TIVO'D THAT PIECE OF CRAP TO WATCH LATER

After watching the Average Joe last night and reading Thurgreed's post about it, I started thinking about whether there is any female celebrity that I think is so cheesy that I wouldn't date a guy who dated her. I just can't think of any female equivalent of Fabio.

So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

I don't think I could date any guy who had ever dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. This means that Carson and Alec lost their chances at me, fools.

Kathie Lee Gifford
Pamela Anderson
Courtney Love
Rosie O'Donnell

robustpuppy · 03-02-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

Nobody comes to mind, but have you ever dated a non-celebrity who was so notoriously irritating to everyone in every social, professional, and academic circle with which she or he has been connected that you feared you might be shunned as a result?

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
To answer the poll, I would not date any man who dated Melanie Griffith. (Or Dianne Wiest). Or Pia Zadora or Sally Kellerman. yuck. Or Tara Reid or Paris Hilton.

I would probably still sleep with them though, if push came to shove.

I don't think I'd sleep with anyone who slept with C. Lo [Hollywood speak for

]

My illustrated dictionary actually has that photo included in the definition of "skanky".

bold_n_brazen · 03-02-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal

So, a poll. Is there any female or male celebrity, besides Fabio, that you hate/dislike/disdain so much that you would never date a person (even if that person is really hot and you like them) just b/c they dated the hated celebrity?

1. Hillary Clinton
2. What difference does it make? Walking away from a potential relationship with someone because of who they dated in their past is childish. In fact, I've never made such a judgment and don't even discuss my partner's past with them. I love them for who they are, not who they were. Blah, blah, blah.

Oh, wait....shit.

(scroll, then post)

Hank Chinaski · 03-02-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Easy:
, Ben Stiller, ..

If Ben Stiller and Christine Tyler got divorced I would like to have grudge sex with her, which technically isn't dating. I would be willing to go on a date with her though, even if she said NO SEX. And I would only be willing to have normal missionary style sex with her.
I think its a Marcia Brady thing.

notcasesensitive · 03-02-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nobody comes to mind, but have you ever dated a non-celebrity who was so notoriously irritating to everyone in every social, professional, and academic circle with which she or he has been connected that you feared you might be shunned as a result?

Not for long.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-02-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nobody comes to mind, but have you ever dated a non-celebrity who was so notoriously irritating to everyone in every social, professional, and academic circle with which she or he has been connected that you feared you might be shunned as a result?

No, but a couple of my exes have!!! LOL!!!! :rofl:

NotFromHere · 03-02-2004, 03:12 PM

Players named as being given steroids (as opposed to say...having taken steroids) in the Balco case;
1 - Barry Bonds (and HGH)
2 - Jason Giambi
3 - Gary Sheffield
4 - Romo
5 - Marvin Bernard
6 - Benito Santiago
7 - Randy Velarde

The source told The Chronicle that the weight trainer had obtained steroids and human growth hormone for Bonds dating back to the 2001 season. That was the year the Giants outfielder broke baseball's storied single-season record for home runs -- hitting 73.

I know, no one is surprised by any names on this list. But to finally have named names is surprising to me. And of course all phone calls received a "no comment" or no reply.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...NGNM5C3AV1.DTL