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03-02-2004, 08:33 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
I dont' know if I should be nauseated or impressed by her skill. Would any of the FB guys like to get a blow job from someone who could suck the condom off their Tab A's?
ETA - Why do they call it a blow job if it involves mostly sucking? Shouldn't it be called a suck job?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
Last edited by Anne Elk; 03-02-2004 at 08:38 PM..
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03-02-2004, 08:34 PM
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#4502
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
The conservatives were right - there is no such thing as safe sex.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-02-2004, 08:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
That MUST be a joke. I'll admit to a certain lack of experience in this area, but you're not supposed to actually suck like a vacuum cleaner while c-sucking, are you?
And just how loose fitting would the condom have to be in order to "accidentally" get inhaled? |
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03-02-2004, 08:38 PM
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#4504
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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A handy Aramaic phrasebook for Passion screenings. {The Guardian.}
Een, Yuudaayaa naa, ellaa b-haw yawmaa laa hweeth ba-mdeetaa.
Yes, I'm Jewish, but I wasn't there that day.
Etheeth l-khubeh 'almeenaayaa d-Maaran Yeshu Msheekhaa, ella faasheth metool Moneeqaa Belluushee!
I came for the everlasting love of our Lord Jesus Christ, but I stayed for Monica Bellucci.
Ma'hed lee qalleel d-Khayey d-Breeyaan, ellaa dlaa gukhkaa.
It sort of reminds me of Life of Brian, but it's nowhere near as funny.
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03-02-2004, 08:41 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
Is no one else as troubled as I that Atticus manages to find this stuff? |
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03-02-2004, 08:44 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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Originally posted by idle acts
That MUST be a joke. I'll admit to a certain lack of experience in this area, but you're not supposed to actually suck like a vacuum cleaner while c-sucking, are you?
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In the immortal words of Scoop Nisker, "If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own." |
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03-02-2004, 08:47 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Is no one else as troubled as I that Atticus manages to find this stuff?
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Yes. The fact that it was closely followed by the post about the Aramaic phrase book is very troubling. I don't want to know what kind of Google search would return both of those results.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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03-02-2004, 08:55 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Un-Dateable Poll
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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A 13.5 inch dildo. I've been scarred by some pretty disturbing bachelor parties.
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If you were drunk enough to let a stripper stick it to you, it couldn't have hurt all that much.
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03-02-2004, 09:00 PM
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#4509
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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And for my next trick, a golf ball through a garden hose!
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I know a doc that was baffled by a young man's persistent sore throat. The doc eventually referred the young man to an epedmiologist. It turns out the young man caught something from selling more blowjobs than three sunny bunny's have promised the board.
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03-02-2004, 09:10 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Breaking News
Local TV news is reporting that Multnomah County will start issuing same-sex marriage licenses tomorrow am. I'll be watching this one closely--unlike CA, OR doesn't have a "protection-of-marriage" statute. See
link
bnbdiva will be open for any FBers wishing to come to Stumptown to take advantage.
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03-02-2004, 09:11 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Moore is a virgin, along with the guy who directed the lord of the Rings movies. There simply isn't enough alcohol on Earth...
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Peter Jackson is married to a woman who is just as troll-like as he is. I bet they bump-uglies like crazy!
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03-02-2004, 09:24 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Moore is a virgin, along with the guy who directed the lord of the Rings movies. There simply isn't enough alcohol on Earth...
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Oh, please. There are many, many women who will fuck geeky guys.
I have a cousin who developed a game and seriously hot women throw themselves at his geeky ass all the time. His current girlfriend is a hot 23 year old, who thinks he is the coolest guy in the world.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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03-02-2004, 09:30 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by evenodds
Oh, please. There are many, many women who will fuck geeky guys.
I have a cousin who developed a game and seriously hot women throw themselves at his geeky ass all the time. His current girlfriend is a hot 23 year old, who thinks he is the coolest guy in the world.
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Is that the cousin that owns a jewelry factory, or the internet billionaire? I forget. Suddenly, I also find them very attractive.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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03-02-2004, 10:48 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Truth in Advertising
Man is selling his VW bug because he is tired of looking at it after years of attempts at restoration.
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The car is definitely NOT drivable as it sits. I wouldn't even recommend towing it because you'll wind up looking like that dude that tried to tow his BBQ Bug behind his trike. We pulled a front hub off and lost most of the hardware so it's only held on by luck. The brakes are nonexistent and the engine would be in a hundred pieces if we hadn't thrown out 95 of them...I think five pieces is all we have left of it. I am giving up on listing the stuff that doesn't work in favor of listing the plusses.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=2462947090 For some beer, you can get a good deal.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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03-02-2004, 11:02 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Un-Dateable Poll
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Originally posted by evenodds
Oh, please. There are many, many women who will fuck geeky guys.
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I have found this to be true.
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