Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Perhaps we should give the cats a vote - they can act as tie breakers. But what if they split down the middle.

College friends? Let me guess the cat who can knock over bottles with his (flaccid) dick and the cat who zipped his dick in his jeans? Those are some mooching cats. Tell them to get jobs already and move out. Or are they helping you hold onto your fleeting youth?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Are you sure you want to be in a relationship with a guy who would put Playboy on his coffeetable? I just hope it doesnt cover up the NASCAR Roundup Newsletter. As I am sure Atticus would confirm, that shit belongs in the bathroom.

True, you don't display it prominently on the coffee table, but you also shouldn't display it prominantly on the back of the toilet. Its tantamount to telling the guest user of the bathroom "Hey, I jerk off right where you're standing."

In anticipation of your follow up, no... no one jacks off at the coffee table. Its just not done in polite society, Nascar Dads included.

BTW, Playboy is not a Nascar level item. Its Guidoish on some levels, but Guidos and Nascar folks are two entirely different targets. You're hunting Salmon with Bass lures.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I disclaim any intent to imply that all reptilian life forms are contmptible and apologize to Shape Shifter and all his minions for any psychic discomfort I may have caused them.

Reptile-pleaser!

Apology accepted. You safe for now.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
College friends? Let me guess the cat who can knock over bottles with his (flaccid) dick and the cat who zipped his dick in his jeans? Those are some mooching cats. Tell them to get jobs already and move out.

What's he going to do, let me live in a cardboard box?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The writing in Playboy used to be highly respected, by men and women and literari. It's still probably better than the crap in Details or Esquire. I can see Hustler and NASCAR Round Up together, but not Playboy.

And don't forget the totally kick ass Ceaser salad recepies they used to have. I don't think the NASCAR set buys romaine lettuce.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True, you don't display it prominently on the coffee table, but you also shouldn't display it prominantly on the back of the toilet. Its tantamount to telling the guest user of the bathroom "Hey, I jerk off right where you're standing."

In anticipation of your follow up, no... no one jacks off at the coffee table. Its just not done in polite society, Nascar Dads included.

BTW, Playboy is not a Nascar level item. Its Guidoish on some levels, but Guidos and Nascar folks are two entirely different targets. You're hunting Salmon with Bass lures.

Sebby, close but no cigar. I didnt say Playboy was in the same class of literature as the NASCAR newletter and that the Playboy readership was at the same level of the NASCAR readership (readership????), I was saying that someone who would display a Playboy on a coffeetable might also be the kinda guy who was really into NASCAR to the extent he subscribed to the newsleterr. THis demographic on the Atticus website is known as "Trailer Parks and Winstons".

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What's he going to do, let me live in a cardboard box?

Move in with Sequels. Make her buy you a big-screen tv if she won't give up her Cosmo subscription.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And don't forget the totally kick ass Ceaser salad recepies they used to have. I don't think the NASCAR set buys romaine lettuce.

Easy for you to say now, Ms. Anti-Jamaica, but remember the iceberg lettuce revival a few years back? I bet those NASCAR dudes were backlashed into buying baby arugula.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I already sent a memo to Lola, the shoot stylist (whose job is way easy since pubes have gone the way of the dodo). she is from Greenwich and I assure you is a classy lady.

Um, sorry dude, but the phrase "gone the way of the dodo" has gone the way of the mojito. These days, you should say that something has "gone the way of the iceberg lettuce revival."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And don't forget the totally kick ass Ceaser salad recepies they used to have. I don't think the NASCAR set buys romaine lettuce.

Why are you putting down the NASCAR set? Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Do you know whereof you speak, or is this just another bit of uppity putting down of "white trash" ?

FYI: I have never seen anyone with any kind of lettuce at a NASCAR event. That stuff's for bunnies. I have also not seen lettuce at the Greyhound track. But you all should try both some time.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you hold back sex as an incentive at any point, a smart man will just jerk off more frequently to remove the bargaining chip from the equation.

The only leverage you really have is nagging.

If the only meaningful interaction between man and wife is sex and nagging, no wonder so many people on this board have dogs.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sebby, close but no cigar. I didnt say Playboy was in the same class of literature as the NASCAR newletter and that the Playboy readership was at the same level of the NASCAR readership (readership????), I was saying that someone who would display a Playboy on a coffeetable might also be the kinda guy who was really into NASCAR to the extent he subscribed to the newsleterr. THis demographic on the Atticus website is known as "Trailer Parks and Winstons".

Ahh. Yes.

Probably GPCs though, not Winstons.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sebby, close but no cigar. I didnt say Playboy was in the same class of literature as the NASCAR newletter and that the Playboy readership was at the same level of the NASCAR readership (readership????), I was saying that someone who would display a Playboy on a coffeetable might also be the kinda guy who was really into NASCAR to the extent he subscribed to the newsleterr. THis demographic on the Atticus website is known as "Trailer Parks and Winstons".

I appreciate the distinction. I agree to an extent, but I tend to also think that a lot of the folks who'd dig the nascar probably think Playboy has too many words and too few pictures. As in, "I picked thi'un up fer pink shots, but its jeeuzz puzzy and stuff about jazz and Islam peoples..."

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And don't forget the totally kick ass Ceaser salad recepies they used to have. I don't think the NASCAR set buys romaine lettuce.

I really wish you would post that recipe.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Why are you putting down the NASCAR set? Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Do you know whereof you speak, or is this just another bit of uppity putting down of "white trash" ?

Are these questions rhetorical? I mean, seriously . . .

1. She is putting down the NASCAR set because she considers them to be white trash. 2. Of course she has not been to a NASCAR race. 3. Yes and yes.

Get with the fucking program.