Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

[sebbie's] getting gayer by the post.

It's not a matter of degree. If sebbie lost his be-hymen, he's gay. Repeated penetration doesn't make him any more so.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I was gonna offer to get the sheets cleaned for you. I think I know a freak I can sell them to.

PG will pay good money for shit-stained sheets of his burrito queen.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by paigowprincess



It's not a matter of degree. If sebbie lost his be-hymen, he's gay. Repeated penetration doesn't make him any more so.

Don't be so judgmental. There are varying degrees of bi. How does he wear his hair again? Just curious. nttawwt.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Don't be so judgmental. There are varying degrees of bi.

Yeah, but sebbie's wife isn't clear evidence that he's bi. If he's walking spanish, he's too sly not to have one for show. Ever heard the term "bitch's cover"?

How does he wear his hair again?

ncs said fuller bush is in, so ...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
ncs said fuller bush is in, so ...

BnB said that. I merely started growing out in response.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
BnB said that. I merely started growing out in response.

Trend-follower.

I reject the fuller bush.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Jaeger+NYC+paigow= 3 plus years of internet humiliation

Stillllllll going!

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Shape Shifter



Yeah, but sebbie's wife isn't clear evidence that he's bi. If he's walking spanish, he's too sly not to have one for show. Ever heard the term "bitch's cover"?



ncs said fuller bush is in, so ...

I'll say it again - I wish I were gay. Its just so much easier for so many reasons.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You really are color blind. Women only know how to pick guys who wear good ties.

Women pick the best ties. Its a vicious cycle... you can't get the job without experience, and you can't get experience without the job... Keep thinking your ties are great, Carson. I'm sure you're a real Casanova...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Trend-follower.

I reject the fuller bush.

I have a copy of Playboy's 50th Anniversary issue. Indside it has a fold out of every centrfold the magaizine has ever had in chronological order. The progression of the bush is interesting:

50s - N/A (just boob shots - no full frontal)
60s - See 50s above
70-80 - Disco mitt
80-85 - Modified disco mitt
85-93 - Tapering toward center
93-98 - Several experimental styles, general trend toward landing strip
98-04 - Land strip/hitler/shaved

I see no evidence that the mitt is coming back.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Keep thinking your ties are great, Carson. I'm sure you're a real Casanova...

They keep my pants up. What more do I need?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Jaeger+NYC+paigow= 3 plus years of internet humiliation

Yeah, but paigow seems to be getting over it. She's a resilient gal, bless her.

In other news, as the hockey playoff picture comes into better focus, here are my predictions:

East: Playoff hockey comes down to goaltending. That suggests to moi that either Brodeur will carry NJ (bastards) to the Cup finals, Eddie Belfour's back will carry the Leafs, or the combo of the rookie and Alanis's possible ex will carry the Bruins. Philly will fall again because Not Bobby Clarke has some sort of flaw that makes him think that goalies are Not Relevant, Ottowa will fall because they are Ottowa, and the Lightning are hothouse flowers.

Not Bob's pick: Toronto. Brodeur is the best in the game, but he is missing some serious defensive help. And Boston is cursed. Until they keep a player who has become a star for them after his contract expires, the Hockey Gods will not let them win.

West: Fucking Red Wings. Do I even need to elaborate? Bastards. I hate all of them. I hate Brendan Fucking Shannahan and his stupid goatee. I hate Brett Hull, that Canadian turncoat bastard. I hate Chris Chelios and his Greek heritage. I hate Scotty Bowman, who looms over the team like the ghost of King Fucking Lear. I hate all the Red Army commie bastards who played for them in the 90s. I hate Mike Ilich and his Little Fucking Ceasars chain and their crappy pizza. I would root for the Flyers to beat them. I would root for the team that the Mighty Ducks beat (in the classic Emilio Estevez movie of the same name) to beat them. They are evil.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fucking Red Wings. I hate Mike Ilich and his Little Fucking Ceasars chain and their crappy pizza.

I know Wing's fans who would not eat a LC's pizza during a Wings game because they feel it is a jinx against the Wings. You might want to consider trying it, that is if you hate the Wings more than the pizza.

Of course, the fact that it is awful pizza is the best reason not to eat it.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll say it again - I wish I were gay. Its just so much easier for so many reasons.

Sure it is.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That's probably for the best, actually.

Besides, Attican Bedshitter will just be a side project. I could never leave my main gig with the Blowjob Camels.

Well, I left my main gig with the Blowjob Camel and while my face has lost some of its muscle tone, I can relax and enjoy an orgasm knowing that I can pull a Coltrane and pass out right afterwards without tending to his needs. And Attican bedshitting is a lot more fun.