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Old 04-06-2004, 07:14 PM   #4966
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Maybe you're not getting him horny enough.


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Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:17 PM   #4967
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I can't believe that even among well-educated people this discussion is still going on. In the first place, condoms are not just for prevention of pregnancy. They keep you from getting all kinds of fungibles. One of which is still, ultimately, fatal.

It seems a simple enough rule. Nobody gets in the pool without a diving cap. You'll be amazed at how quickly those performance issues get overcome.
Survey right now on CNN.com:

Survey: Adults still skip condom use

I'm looking for the survey about whether people smoke while they're gassing their car, but maybe that's tomorrow.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:18 PM   #4968
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Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay.
I'm appalled that he thinks he gets to come more than once in an evening. Really, whose orgasms are important here? Mine and yours, barely, mine and yours. They need to think of themselves as dildoes with active fingers/tongues and warm bodies attached.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:20 PM   #4969
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At least use a contemporary shot of someone wearing those long athletic socks (and they were in style for awhile recently). The shorts in the above photo fuck up your whole argument.

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Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:24 PM   #4970
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Christ, you guys want foreplay now? I have a full-time job and a reality-tv habit, I don't have time for foreplay.
Foreplay? Is that what you call it when you blow me?

(And no, I did not spell that "fourplay." So stick your little penis jokes...damn. I keep walking into more jokes. Damn. I did it again.)

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Old 04-06-2004, 07:24 PM   #4971
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I don't think it's true. I've never had a problem coming (the first time) while wearing a condom. Maybe you're not getting him horny enough.

That said, the third and sometimes second time can be an issue with a condom. Getting it up is not the issue. It's feeling anything after you've been going for awhile. When it has been hours you really need that warmth and wetness to make it all the way home. You don't feel much with a condom and it's just not the same.

But I can't see how it could affect getting it up.

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I agree. And I'm adding that the girl had better not have any plans in the near future for that third time with the condom.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:27 PM   #4972
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Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
I think jocularity is implicit in any photo in which a Sixer is about to dunk on a Laker.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:29 PM   #4973
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I agree. And I'm adding that the girl had better not have any plans in the near future for that third time with the condom.
I think she knew the risks when she brought a distance runner to her bed. That said, a sprinter probably is worse.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:30 PM   #4974
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Dude, if you want to say my joke sucked, that's one thing but please don't think that I was making a serious argument here.
I liked the joke. I was playing along.

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Old 04-06-2004, 07:32 PM   #4975
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I think she knew the risks when she brought a distance runner to her bed. That said, a sprinter probably is worse.
We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:35 PM   #4976
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We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
The finish line is when I push you off me. So it may or may not be a marathon.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:35 PM   #4977
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(on early dates) are stupider than NotMe. I want to give up 17% of my gross for the next 18 years because it feels marginally better?!?! Just finish me orally if I've got numb nuts after awhile.
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I liked the joke. I was playing along.

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Hmm. Should have seen that. Those shorts really only make one persuasive argument. The one for longer shorts.
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:39 PM   #4979
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The finish line is when I push you off me. So it may or may not be a marathon.
Still missionary in round 3? This could take longer than I thought...
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:42 PM   #4980
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We're all marathoners in Condom Round 3.
Speaking of which, best quote from Kenny vs. Spenny's "Who can be a more convincing woman?" episode:
  • Panelist judge: "So, how long have you been with your boyfriend?'

    Kenny (as party girl/uberbitch Kendra): "Oh, about two and a half minutes, tops."

Feel free to use that one, girls.*

*Not legal advice.
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