Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Still missionary in round 3? This could take longer than I thought...

I figure I've got to give you a fighting chance by letting you set the rhythm for at least a few strokes. Plus, I figured your masterful technique would have left me collapsed, boneless and satiated, unable to move. Apparently this does not comport with your experiences.





Honest to god, as I was clicking to see this post, I thought, I should have said "when I roll off you."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Still missionary in round 3? This could take longer than I thought...

ooooh. burn.



TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb





Honest to god, as I was clicking to see this post, I thought, I should have said "when I roll off you."

Yep, I was going to respond with "don't you mean when you roll off..."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep, I was going to respond with "don't you mean when you roll off..."

no rebuttal for the impunging of your technique. Nice.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
no rebuttal for the impunging of your technique. Nice.

David Puddy stole my move. I have no technique.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
no rebuttal for the impunging of your technique.

What is this "technique"?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
(on early dates) are stupider than NotMe. I want to give up 17% of my gross for the next 18 years because it feels marginally better?!?!

How does it grow back after 18 years?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How does it grow back after 18 years?

What kind of lizard are you if you need to ask?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Fuck it. The second to last guy I had sex with said that he had trouble "performing" wearing a condom. I think we've discussed this before, but is this true or is this a line guys use b/c it feels better without a condom?

Have to agree with TM, Coltrane et al. that this is either a line or the guy has some problem performing regardless... "Performing" with a condom is not the problem, though getting to the "grand finale" may be due to the reduced sensitivity.

As for the other sock issue, I'm pretty picky clotheswise and buy (and launder) all of my own stuff. Mrs. Hand makes occasional suggestions, but that's it. Quite frankly, and she would agree, I'm the clotheshorse of the family and if there's someone likely to keep some article of clothing well past its lifespan, it's her...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by spookyfish
What kind of lizard are you if you need to ask?

One that should be reading more of his emails, apparently. But 18 years? That seems like a long wait for the promised results.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Have to agree with TM, Coltrane et al. that this is either a line or the guy has some problem performing regardless... "Performing" with a condom is not the problem, though getting to the "grand finale" may be due to the reduced sensitivity.

Some condoms are too tight, and inhibit performance for that reason. Perhaps Mr. Hand never experienced this issue. That may be the probably bl's hookup had, or maybe he was using this as an excuse, or maybe he was just so inexperienced in putting on condoms that he lost his hard-on.

I don't know if there are still condoms marketed to women, a phenom that existed a dozen years ago or so ("Lady Trojans", that sort of thing). Those were god-awful condoms that pretty much prevented any grand finale from ever occurring; they felt like fucking with an inner tube.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
ooooh. burn.



TM

wow, that sucks...

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Will the poster after the poster after me remember to turn out the lights, please?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some condoms are too tight, and inhibit performance for that reason. Perhaps Mr. Hand never experienced this issue. That may be the probably bl's hookup had, or maybe he was using this as an excuse, or maybe he was just so inexperienced in putting on condoms that he lost his hard-on.

I don't know if there are still condoms marketed to women, a phenom that existed a dozen years ago or so ("Lady Trojans", that sort of thing). Those were god-awful condoms that pretty much prevented any grand finale from ever occurring; they felt like fucking with an inner tube.

I remember those. They were called Mentor, heh-heh, and they came with an applicator! And the applicator was not another chick, it was some latex thing. I don't recall the reason for the applicator.

The reason I remember the name of that condom is that I found a package of them in the room at the beach house that some guy I was seeing was staying in, and I was as relieved to know that he was using condoms with the other girl as I was dismayed to discover there was another girl -- who had left only hours before I arrived. The box of Mentors was hastily thrown beneath the bed.

Damn. But he was hot and I would do him again. With condoms, of course. He's a partner at a law firm in San Francisco now, so maybe he's not hot anymore, in which case I would retract the do him again thing.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Perhaps Mr. Hand never experienced this issue.

Actually, I haven't. But then again I use a tarp and duct tape...

ETA: Let's close this sucker. Kicking off the new thread....