Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
She just sent me one of his e-mails as proof that I was wrong (he's not a wacko) and she is right (he wants her and she is a desirable woman):

What does the FB say?

Not yet clearly psycho, but definitively desperate, no matter how hot your sister is. He may just be really, really, really out of practice. His last wife may have dumped him for being a simp, or may have had him so pussy-whipped that he thinks this is normal. He may have read too many pink-covered paperback romances when he was growing up, who knows. I'd think its probably worth it to see where it goes (and let's be honest, as a one-strike single mom with a baby her dating options are greatly limited), but your sister should definitely go into it knowing that this kind of reaction is not the "normal" way a guy talks to a woman who has taken his fancy and just ... keep an eye on it.

Caveat: If your sister has any money or assets worth coveting, I would run like hell, 'cause that would push my opinion straight into "con man trying to drain your bank accounts and then bury your rotting corpse in the basement after telling your neighbors that the two of you are taking a romantic 8 month world cruise."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Oh, and HAPPY FRIDAY, you sad sack mother fucker lame ass chat room groupies, talking to your imaginary "friends" on your screens rather than meeting real people because you're so socially retarded. It's a beautiful fucking day, shouldn't you be out doing something rewarding with your lives, you pathetic jackoffs?

BR(just thought I'd start us off)C

Here's a girl I think will make a great lawyer someday, and would fit in nice with you guys.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html

Sorority sister apologizes for urging lies

COLUMBIA, Missouri (AP) -- A University of Missouri-Columbia student apologized Thursday for urging her sorority sisters to lie about their health to qualify as donors in a competitive blood drive.

Facing discipline from the university and Gamma Phi Beta sorority, Christie Key issued a letter saying she "failed to consider the consequences of my actions in suggesting that members lie about important health issues in order to earn points for our chapter."

In an April 6 e-mail sent to about 170 members of Gamma Phi Beta, Key wrote: "I dont care if you got a tattoo last week LIE. I dont care if you have a cold. Suck it up. We all do. LIE. Recent peircings? LIE."

Sure there's a few rough edges to round off, she needs to move more towards

"Can you really say for certain that you did? Memories can play tricks. Better be prudent and not make the positve statement." instead of the mis-step of encouraging lying.

Of course her "apology" is also troubling.

But still this shows great initiative for someone this young.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
But the 20k earner filing joint will pay at the highest marginal tax rates, whereas filing single s/he will pay at the lowest. I believe that more than offsets the difference in the deductions.


But I'm not as hot as you, so I'm not certain.

Okay, but what if one of the individuals is a US Shareholder of a CFC with over $10 million of PFIC income and the PFIC hasn't made a section 1248 election? And if the house is held in a tenancy by the entirety instead of a J/T w/r/of survivorship, can they really allocate 100% of the mortgage interest to the taxpayer who doesn't have a the total phaseout for deductions?


Man, I am a freaking tax lawyer, and you people are putting me to sleep! I guess some days it just pays to miss out.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What does the FB say?

Anne
If a guy sent me this BEFORE the first date, I'd run. Maybe that's why I'm in the ranks of spinster-hood.

It seems your sister wants to date Wally Cleaver.

I'd run away too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What does the FB say?

Anne
If a guy sent me this BEFORE the first date, I'd run. Maybe that's why I'm in the ranks of spinster-hood.

Aside from the overused ellipses and the apparent desparation, no big deal. It doesn't scream freak to me. He just seems like he's really looking forward to it.

But you can't judge him based on this email alone. We have to know what she wrote. She could be the looney, subconciously demanding this kind of attention.

TM

Originally posted by Anne Elk
My sister ran into distant acquaintance on the train on Monday. They are both divorced, single parents. They made plans to meet for a drink tonight.

She's been e-mailing me, asking for advice to get ready for the date. Yesterday's electronic conversation got a bit heated. She didn't like it when I told her to keep her feet on the ground and not get caught up in all the attention (he's called her three times and been e-mailing several times a day). He may be interested in her, but he could still be a wacko. This is her first date since her husband left her and their infant son.


She just sent me one of his e-mails as proof that I was wrong (he's not a wacko) and she is right (he wants her and she is a desirable woman):
(Apologies if you're the original author. I promise not to let me sister know I met you on the FB)


What does the FB say?

Anne
If a guy sent me this BEFORE the first date, I'd run. Maybe that's why I'm in the ranks of spinster-hood.

First off, if she sent you that to prove she is a desirable lady, she is clearly too insecure to have a healthy relationship. The word codependent comes to mind. She is perfect prey for this guy

Second, my instincts say that if he sayd he doesnt usually blah blha, then he usually does.

They both sound like trainwrecks, no pun. Maybe that makes them a match made in heaven. SHe should go out with him after she consults a psychiatrist about her low self esteem and the meeting should be in public.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You are truly the King of the Avatars.

Once the weather turns here in the frozen north, mayhap I'll get out my trusty kayak, push out into the middle of the lake and shout into the wind, "woohoohoohoohoo! I'm King of the Avatars!"

Or, then again, maybe I'll just forget that thought all together and get a bottle of expensive booze.

Da (thanks for the sentiment, though) ve

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But you can't judge him based on this email alone. We have to know what she wrote. TM

Careful. Ty and bilmore agreed once, and Politics died for two days.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Careful. Ty and bilmore agreed once, and Politics died for two days.

There's a rumor that McGrady's on the block. You think the Pistons make the trade?

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I just signed up for Netflix and I'm very anal about making sure I get my $$$'s worth, so I need lots and lots of movie recs from you people. Assume I've lived in a cave my whole life and have seen nothing except for every John Cusack movie. What movies should go into my queue?

I tend to like horror movies (I'm counting on you here, DS), thrillers and mysteries. I like some action movies, but more superhero-type stuff than pure Rambo/Segal/VanDamme stuff. I don't like pure chick flicks. I only like about 50% of romantic comedies (hate hate hate Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts). I don't like movies with subtitles (yeah, I'm a prole, kiss my ass).

I know this doesn't narrow things down too much, but I don't really want to narrow things down, I want an orgy of movies to choose from. I'm also too lazy to go searching for old threads where I'm sure people discussed their favorite movies. Don't let me down!

I would recommend Blood Simple. It's a thriller and it's also the Coen Brothers' first film. Very dark, very very good. It's a true modern classic.

Originally posted by Dave
Once the weather turns here in the frozen north, mayhap I'll get out my trusty kayak, push out into the middle of the lake and shout into the wind, "woohoohoohoohoo! I'm King of the Avatars!"

Or, then again, maybe I'll just forget that thought all together and get a bottle of expensive booze.

Da (thanks for the sentiment, though) ve

One, When you cahnge your avatar can you pm me to tell me who it is. I never know (except for the Dave Foley one).. But its a good gimmick. Maybe I will start oscillating between a Bea Artur avatar and my current one.

Two, why are you starting to do the parenthetical signoff? It is so 1999. Though preferable to the assterisk.

the Washington Post once again proves that it is on the cutting edge of eight years ago. Just read the headline here.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...referrer=email

[ThurgreedMarshall]

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Okay. NBC sure knows how to make 40 minutes worth of material last. Thank the Lord for Tivo.

It was actually a tough call last night. Bill and Kwame have very, very different styles. If Kwame had involved himself more in what his people were actually doing and required some status reports, he should have won. And Burger was right. He could have fired Omarosa and he should have. What a fucking bitch. Not a plant. Just a bitch. She took every chance she got to throw him under the train. Even in the board room. I guess he's an idiot because he didn't see it coming and didn't handle it when it did.

They should have given Kwame the car at least.

Which management style do people think would work better in Trump's organization? I tend to think Kwame's calm, cool and collected, "nothing's a problem, I have everything under control" attitude would be better. Working for Bill would be a pain in the ass because he'd tell you to do things 100 times and he'd be checking on you all the time, but at least you'd know he has a handle on things.

What made me almost throw up is the fact that two of the things I hate the most -- shampoo commercials and Omarosa -- will converge to burn my eyes for the split second it takes me to turn the channel whenever it comes on. Herbal Essence, I think? God help us all.

TM

[sunnybunny]

I think I may have a torn ACL. Has anyone here had one? I can still walk, but there is a horrible pain on the inner side of my knee (i.e., the side closest to my other kneee cap). It hurts a lot when I'm moving my knee from bent to straight and pushing off the ground. I'm trying to figure out whether I should hobble aroudn for a couple days until my knee feels better or whether this is one of htose ACL things and I need to make a doctor appointment.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Okay. NBC sure knows how to make 40 minutes worth of material last. Thank the Lord for Tivo.

It was actually a tough call last night. Bill and Kwame have very, very different styles. If Kwame had involved himself more in what his people were actually doing and required some status reports, he should have won. And Burger was right. He could have fired Omarosa and he should have. What a fucking bitch. Not a plant. Just a bitch. She took every chance she got to throw him under the train. Even in the board room. I guess he's an idiot because he didn't see it coming and didn't handle it when it did.

They should have given Kwame the car at least.

Which management style do people think would work better in Trump's organization? I tend to think Kwame's calm, cool and collected, "nothing's a problem, I have everything under control" attitude would be better. Working for Bill would be a pain in the ass because he'd tell you to do things 100 times and he'd be checking on you all the time, but at least you'd know he has a handle on things.

What made me almost throw up is the fact that two of the things I hate the most -- shampoo commercials and Omarosa -- will converge to burn my eyes for the split second it takes me to turn the channel whenever it comes on. Herbal Essence, I think? God help us all.

TM

I think that Kwame would make a much better fit in Trump's organization. I think that he'd actually focus on helping Trump and I think the Bill will spend his time pimping Bill. More importantly, when Bill works with grownups, if he checks on them 100 times, they'll bitchslap him.

Omarosa needs to be euthanized.