Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I know Lester IRL.

Big hairy stinking deal. Like I would be bragging about knowing Lester IRL.



Sunny(I h8 cutesy abbreviations like IRL)Bunny

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, you missed his use of "date" as opposed to date (sans quotes). Less is not going on a date at all. He's going to visit a fuck buddy or make a "bootie call" (I hate that term as much as you do, but it fits perefectly here).

ETA - Oh, and I assume it ain't a Tier One fuck buddy he's visiting if he's interested in firing off buckets quick and splitting.

Bingo, bango, bongo, with the caveat that storing it up for a couple days makes the second/third efforts easier too.

Edited to note that Bilmore already bongoed this truth too.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What kind of liberal wuss are you that you give up your last name just because you get reamed in the ass by the fascist dictators that run this board? I'm thinking Ashcroft is really to blame. Your phone is probably tapped too.

Are the black helicopters keeping you up at night again, dear?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who's dick have you been stroking?

Distance and volume go together.

Not for me.

And not for physics.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bilmore
Does this sort of thing impress women? I wouldn't have thought it.

I would guess that it depends on the woman. I'm impressed that cats can figure out cat doors. Draw your own conclusions.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bilmore
Does this sort of thing impress women? I wouldn't have thought it.

Anything that creates more splooge is not a good thing. I would be pissed if I knew my bf or fuck buddy was taking Vitamin E or whatever or trying to save up an extra large batch for me. It's not easy to get out of sheets (or duvets) and it's not easy to get out of me.

I vote NO to extra splooge.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
not delay. increase the splooge.

quit changing your avatar. i thought you were hank or something until I saw you quoted.

OK, does ' "date" ' mean:

(a) date
(b) free fuck
(c) free splooging on someone
(d) appointment with call girl

?

Though it is unlikely I will be asked on a "date" by anyone (let alone a date),* I would like to know.

*this is to forestall a PM from thurgreed telling me to admit I'm a fattie

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Not to shift the conversation from salacious splooge to the science of sperm, but what is this refractory period you speak of?

never mind. I googled.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Bingo, bango, bongo, with the caveat that storing it up for a couple days makes the second/third efforts easier too.

Edited to note that Bilmore already bongoed this truth too.

Try eating 500mg of Vitamin E for about two weeks beforehand.

As I think Kid Rock once sang, you'll "paint your wife white."

Originally posted by barely_legal
Anything that creates more splooge is not a good thing. I would be pissed if I knew my bf or fuck buddy was taking Vitamin E or whatever or trying to save up an extra large batch for me. It's not easy to get out of sheets (or duvets) and it's not easy to get out of me.

I vote NO to extra splooge.

Concur. Especailly if they expect me to swalloow during a BJ. The only use splooge has is a facial mask.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would guess that it depends on the woman. I'm impressed that cats can figure out cat doors. Draw your own conclusions.

I have concluded that I may not masturbate for a month before I join you and ABBA on the couch to watch hockey.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I have concluded that I may not masturbate for a month before I join you and ABBA on the couch to watch hockey.

3.7 seconds of friction is hardly gonna impress 'em.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The only use splooge has is a facial mask.

That is so hot.

(seriously)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Anything that creates more splooge is not a good thing. I would be pissed if I knew my bf or fuck buddy was taking Vitamin E or whatever or trying to save up an extra large batch for me. It's not easy to get out of sheets (or duvets) and it's not easy to get out of me.

I vote NO to extra splooge.

I agree, though it is unclear to me whether he intends to deposit the splooge in her or just on her. I would think if it were in her, there would need to be a condom involved and I don't seen the advantage of lots of splooge in the condom. So it must be on her.

I would have thought that such a stud would be able to go a few times regardless of whether he'd spanked the monkey 24+ hours ago.

Also, when you splooge, is the accumulated splooge all expended, or would a second splooge (I am into this word today for some reason) have increased volume due to holding off the prior day?

This is all fascinating. Or, more fascinating than work.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bilmore
3.7 seconds of friction is hardly gonna impress 'em.

True, but I can take upskirt cell phone photos when they get on the stepstool to wipe down the light fixture.