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04-28-2004, 03:55 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Anything that creates more splooge is not a good thing. I would be pissed if I knew my bf or fuck buddy was taking Vitamin E or whatever or trying to save up an extra large batch for me. It's not easy to get out of sheets (or duvets) and it's not easy to get out of me.
I vote NO to extra splooge.
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In theory, I'd have to say I agree with you, and ever since I got my beautiful new sheets, I'm particularly protective of them, but for some reason, whenever a guy drops a big load of splooge, I do tend to be impressed. I have no idea why. and it ain't because I'm calculating that there would be a greater chance for good swimmers.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-28-2004, 03:57 PM
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#3452
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I have concluded that I may not masturbate for a month before I join you and ABBA on the couch to watch hockey.
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Are you calling them fat? |
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04-28-2004, 03:58 PM
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#3453
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I have concluded that I may not masturbate for a month before I join you and ABBA on the couch to watch hockey.
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Who says I'm inviting you?
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04-28-2004, 03:59 PM
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#3454
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
... but for some reason, whenever a guy drops a big load of splooge, I do tend to be impressed.
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Make that a foursome.
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Boogers!
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04-28-2004, 04:06 PM
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#3455
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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WHY IS MR. R's WIFE HIGHTAILING HER COOTER out of CHOMPING DISTANCE???
Just a question.....
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-28-2004, 04:07 PM
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#3456
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
True, but I can take upskirt cell phone photos when they get on the stepstool to wipe down the light fixture.
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We will be NAKED, Less, not wearing skirts. |
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04-28-2004, 04:07 PM
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#3457
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Also, when you splooge, is the accumulated splooge all expended, or would a second splooge (I am into this word today for some reason) have increased volume due to holding off the prior day?
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Probably. The more splooges in a short time period, the less splooge from each subsequent splooge. I think by holding off you would just start at a higher level than normal and decrease from there.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-28-2004, 04:08 PM
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#3458
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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WHY IS MR. R's WIFE HIGHTAILING HER COOTER out of CHOMPING DISTANCE???
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Just a question.....
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Because the rude fats are coming. |
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04-28-2004, 04:10 PM
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#3459
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WHY IS MR. R's WIFE HIGHTAILING HER COOTER out of CHOMPING DISTANCE???
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Because the rude fats are coming.
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What exactly do you mean by "coming"? |
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04-28-2004, 04:10 PM
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#3460
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Time to relax
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Using the expression "thinking outside the box" in an ironic sense is so 2001. It's like trying to be hip by turning down a Mojito and asking for a Caipirinha instead.
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What if you are turning down the mojito and asking for a caipirinha because you prefer the taste of lime and sugar cane liquor undiluted by fresh mint? I'm only asking out of curiosity because I myself go for maragaritas when I'm feeling tropicale.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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04-28-2004, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Probably. The more splooges in a short time period, the less splooge from each subsequent splooge. I think by holding off you would just start at a higher level than normal and decrease from there.
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Huh. I would think that maybe the first one would be sploogerific, but the second one would be roughly the same amount no matter how much you'd splooged the first time.
Someone on here needs to do a study. Actually, a few people, so that no one has to do the sebby-small-sample-size thing. |
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04-28-2004, 04:11 PM
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#3462
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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WHY IS MR. R's WIFE HIGHTAILING HER COOTER out of CHOMPING DISTANCE???
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Just a question.....
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It's not Mrs. R, it's Mrs. Dangerfield. That quote is a paigowism that I thought was rather funny. Maybe it's time to change?
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04-28-2004, 04:15 PM
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#3463
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WHY IS MR. R's WIFE HIGHTAILING HER COOTER out of CHOMPING DISTANCE???
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It's not Mrs. R, it's Mrs. Dangerfield. That quote is a paigowism that I thought was rather funny. Maybe it's time to change?
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If you changed "cooter" to "greasy rare roast beef" it might be more easily identifiable. |
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04-28-2004, 04:16 PM
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#3464
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Time to relax
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
And, despite the requests for more stories about the rude fats, I don't want to shoot my entire load in one day.
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Okay, now you're being obtuse. Did they bug you or did they get you off? It's gotta be one or the other, even if it was a hate fat fuck.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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04-28-2004, 04:19 PM
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#3465
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Someone on here needs to do a study. Actually, a few people, so that no one has to do the sebby-small-sample-size thing.
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These kind of studies can't be done solo. A guy won't TCB 5 times in a row unless he's forced to. Or unless GWNC and ABBA are on the same couch and we're sitting on the stool watching.
We're gonna need some help.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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