Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I start wearing shorts in early april. If it gets over 60, the shorts come out. I'm a big pullover and shorts guy. My legs never get cold.

You SAID shorts and a t-shirt.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You SAID shorts and a t-shirt.

With rare exeptions, shorts do not look good on men.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
With rare exeptions, shorts do not look good on men.

they are far less offensive than mandals and manmules. I am choosing not to fight on two fronts simultaneously.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
they are far less offensive than mandals and manmules. I am choosing not to fight on two fronts simultaneously.

What about a skirt and are those boots?

[Replaced_Texan]

Coltrane in 50 years. (spree: article, innocuous)

So we're all sitting on the patio this weekend, and we're talking about how the list of most polluted cities has come out again, and we've fallen to number 5. There were maybe 10 of us sitting around the table, drinking ouzo-tinis (don't ask) and celebrating the fact that we're no longer number one. It was very sad. Thank you southern California.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
they are far less offensive than mandals and manmules.

Examples?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
they are far less offensive than mandals and manmules. I am choosing not to fight on two fronts simultaneously.

You're smart. I am getting no where with my simultaneous fight against: 1) boy band hair past age 30; 2) shorts in public; 3) VANS (or whatever the sk8tr bois are wearing); and 4) t-shirts in general but especially with statements like "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves" on them. I need someone to come in and give Mr. Kiss a What Not to Wear makeover. He's a hottie for an 18 year old, but DAMN. Grow up.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What about a skirt and are those boots?

Those are not mandals. There is no foot skin showing.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What about a skirt and are those boots?
Brad Pitt

I'm not really sure what is wrong with me, but I don't really like the look of his legs in that picture. They look sort of pasty and feminine. Excuse me while I go and bang my head against a wall several times.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Examples?

I think they are ugly. I'm not going to go seeking out ugly things to look at.

Alternative answer: After you get home and change, look down for an example.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not really sure what is wrong with me, but I don't really like the look of his legs in that picture. They look sort of pasty and feminine. Excuse me while I go and bang my head against a wall several times.

I would think that ancient warriors would have muscleier, sinewier, tanner thighs. Particularly on the Mediterranean.*


*note how I have cleverly disguised my lack of historical knowledge by opting not to name a particular country.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think that ancient warriors would have muscleier, sinewier, tanner thighs. Particularly on the Mediterranean.*


*note how I have cleverly disguised my lack of historical knowledge by opting not to name a particular country.

I sort of agree, but I was more taken aback by my utter failure to realize that they had cell phones back in the day. I bet EVERYONE wanted Helen's number. I hear she was a hottie.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not really sure what is wrong with me, but I don't really like the look of his legs in that picture. They look sort of pasty and feminine. Excuse me while I go and bang my head against a wall several times.

Is that really Brad Pitt? I thought it was Mel Gibson. {{shudder}}

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
With rare exeptions, shorts do not look good on men.

Fuck woman, I don't have kankles.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You SAID shorts and a t-shirt.

I do believe the Patagonia fleece pullover is still referred to as a "tee" of some sort.