Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
nfh is a complete fucking idiot.

Screw Less. You now have the two greatest song parodies ever written attributed to you.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What happened to you? When did you become funny? That's like twice in the last two weeks. I'm stunned.

TM

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was walking through the enchanted forest with Bruce, my trusted steed, when out of the hugest hollow tree sprang forth a troll and it was a she-troll...

I needed a roomate. She needed a roomate. I knew her because she used to be a 'booty call' for a friend back in college. Things worked great until I brought home female friends. Actually a very dull story. We divorced after six months.

And here I was hoping it was some sort of good-natured fraternity prank. So who got custody of the hate fuck sex tape? If you have it, you should post some stills during TMBDIII.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Riding him ruffled his mane. Bruce was a very high maintenance steed.

So then the question remains - was he hung?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm starting to believe it's your sock.

If it's not, then each and every response to it in the past from you should have read, "Childish shit, not me."

TM

Context, TM. Context and expectations.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Despite their excellent taste, we don't like them because, as you point out, they are stuck-up bitches.

Slow down with the stupid pills because you're one or two away from ODing. I didn't point out that they were stuck up bitches. I was joking while making fun of myself.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut...

Are you saying you're a blind, deaf, dumb, crippled squirrel?

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Context, TM.

That makes sense.

Originally posted by bilmore
and expectations.

That does not.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If any of my friends ever refers to me as a "steed" in a metaphor, I'll be extremely pissed.

Of course you will, you tired old nag. Now off to the glue factory for you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Screw Less.

I hear he's saving up!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you're a blind, deaf, dumb, crippled squirrel?

TM

Why all the venom? I did like you asked. Isn't that enough?

Plus, now that it's been an HOUR AND a HALF since Shifty left to draft his haiku - the extra pressure you put on him to perform may cause him to snap.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Slow down with the stupid pills because you're one or two away from ODing. I didn't point out that they were stuck up bitches. I was joking while making fun of myself.

TM

I've built up an incredibly high tolerance for the stupid pills. I don't think I even could overdose at this point.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why all the venom? I did like you asked. Isn't that enough?

That's not venom. That's a joke. Now go find some nuts.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why all the venom? I did like you asked. Isn't that enough?

Plus, now that it's been an HOUR AND a HALF since Shifty left to draft his haiku - the extra pressure you put on him to perform may cause him to snap.

Idiocy oozes
From your posts like a slug's ass.
Why, nfh, why?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why all the venom? I did like you asked. Isn't that enough?

what did he ask?