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05-11-2004, 03:20 PM
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#391
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Plants
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, I want to get a plant but it has to be cat-safe b/c my cat has decided plants taste good. Something kind of medium-sized. Any ideas from the cat people?
ABBA, don't even try posting tons of highly poisonous plants. I know better than to pay any attention to you.
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I found this list in a couple of places: http://lovemyspca.com/Safe%20plants.html |
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05-11-2004, 03:21 PM
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#392
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TM
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Non responsive. That thing is way too big to fit in the house.
And you, ncs and flinty are NOT HELPING ME with my problem. |
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05-11-2004, 03:22 PM
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#393
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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Plants
I take back my complaint as to you. You are a nice helpful person. |
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05-11-2004, 03:22 PM
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#394
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Non responsive. That thing is way too big to fit in the house.
And you, ncs and flinty are NOT HELPING ME with my problem.
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Well thurgreed linked to a taller cacti. You just need to get a shorter cacti, they have much smaller appendages. |
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05-11-2004, 03:28 PM
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#395
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Non responsive. That thing is way too big to fit in the house.
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So to speak. |
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05-11-2004, 03:35 PM
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#396
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Non responsive. That thing is way too big to fit in the house.
And you, ncs and flinty are NOT HELPING ME with my problem.
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On the contrary, I thought TM's suggestion would solve at least two of your "problems". I'm all about efficiency.
Anyway, how about a nice plastic fern?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-11-2004, 03:40 PM
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#397
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Location: Flyover land
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
On the contrary, I thought TM's suggestion would solve at least two of your "problems". I'm all about efficiency.
Anyway, how about a nice plastic fern?
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Two? Which two? If it won't fit in the house, it certainly won't fit in there. And though I have a cat, I do not like things with sharp spines in there either. |
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05-11-2004, 03:54 PM
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#398
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Mother's Day
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I need a new word for "whiff."
Let's test some out.
bown chikka bown bown. [No. Doesn't quite fit here.]
that is so hot. [Only if "hot" = "stupid."]
duh, dude. [too nfh.]
Keller'd. [As in, you couldn't hear or see that joke, could you? hell, even after someone explains that you whiffed, you'll probably just be mute on the matter.]
Hmmmm. I liked that last one, but it takes too much effort.
Oh well.
Sorry, Wonk, but whiff.
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I think an intentional whiff is not a whiff at all. However, failing to grasp that a whiff was an intentional whiff is certainly a whiff of Thurgreedian proportions.
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05-11-2004, 03:54 PM
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#399
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Plasticosity
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Anyway, how about a nice plastic fern?
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Anyone use any fake plants/greenery in their homes? I have always thought it was tacky, but I occasionally meet people who have otherwise normal tastes and who like the fake green. Anyone willing to fess up here? |
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05-11-2004, 03:58 PM
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#400
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Two? Which two? If it won't fit in the house, it certainly won't fit in there. And though I have a cat, I do not like things with sharp spines in there either.
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You can rearrange the word "spine" to get "penis".
dtb, where do the quotes go in this situation? Putting them outside of the period or a comma looks ridiculous.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-11-2004, 03:59 PM
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#401
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Mother's Day
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I think an intentional whiff is not a whiff at all. However, failing to grasp that a whiff was an intentional whiff is certainly a whiff of Thurgreedian proportions.
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While you're back in last week, can you tell me where I left my camera?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-11-2004, 04:00 PM
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#402
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Plasticosity
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone use any fake plants/greenery in their homes? I have always thought it was tacky, but I occasionally meet people who have otherwise normal tastes and who like the fake green. Anyone willing to fess up here?
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The fake ones look great, particularly with age, but the natural ones feel better.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-11-2004, 04:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Uncle Paulie @ Howard Stern
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
where do the quotes go in this situation? Putting them outside of the period or a comma looks ridiculous.
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You are outing yourself by revealing you grew up in Canada or Britain or some other freaky-ass place.
And more than one penis in me at one time is just not on. |
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05-11-2004, 04:01 PM
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#404
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Mother's Day
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
While you're back in last week, can you tell me where I left my camera?
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W-A-T-E-R |
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05-11-2004, 04:02 PM
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#405
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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Mother's Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What caused wankie's balls to get twisted up in his panties?
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Whiff of the century.
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