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05-17-2004, 11:59 AM
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#1246
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Costume Suggestions?
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Bonnie and Clyde
Charlie Manson and a hippie woman
a mafioso and his moll
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You could be two prison guards having sex with each other in front of the prisoners.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-17-2004, 12:02 PM
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#1247
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Costume Suggestions?
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Bonnie and Clyde
Charlie Manson and a hippie woman
a mafioso and his moll
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Yes yes. We've been through these. Thanks though.
What about the urban legend that John Dillinger's penis is encased at the Smithsonian? I could go as Dillinger's encased skin pistol.
It would be worth it just to say: "I'm John Dillinger's penis."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2004, 12:06 PM
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#1248
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Costume Suggestions?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It would be worth it just to say: "I'm John Dillinger's penis."
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You know, I don't really think that would be a good thing, per se.
Be Ned Flanders and his wife. |
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05-17-2004, 12:07 PM
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#1249
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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A few comments on recent FB things
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
This watch is really cool. I just may order it. Thanks for the posting it Ollie.
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If you wait long enough, they've got one coming out with full frontal.
Swatch — which recently caused a furor by plastering a billboard of bunnies in compromising positions in Times Square — is releasing a limited-edition series of watches with full frontal nudity.
Multi-millionaire philanthropist Henry Buhl won the right to design a Swatch watch at auction, and chose the erotic photograph “California Finger Nails Hollywood” by famed fashion photographer Helmut Newton as the graphic. The design will be unveiled next week and one watch will be auctioned off.
The daring folks at Swatch are eager to push the envelope. Chortles one insider: "This [watch] is even racier than our Bunnysutra one."
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-17-2004, 12:11 PM
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#1250
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Crap
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where were y'all's clothes?
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The hallway, the dining room table, the living room floor.....
For once I am totally lying tough. No sex while the Mr. is out of town. |
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05-17-2004, 12:12 PM
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#1251
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Crap
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
For once I am totally lying tough. No sex while the Mr. is out of town.
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Only when he's across town?
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05-17-2004, 12:13 PM
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#1252
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Crap
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when he's across town?
TM
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Or when I am out of town. |
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05-17-2004, 12:14 PM
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#1253
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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A few comments on recent FB things
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you wait long enough, they've got one coming out with full frontal.
Swatch — which recently caused a furor by plastering a billboard of bunnies in compromising positions in Times Square — is releasing a limited-edition series of watches with full frontal nudity.
Multi-millionaire philanthropist Henry Buhl won the right to design a Swatch watch at auction, and chose the erotic photograph “California Finger Nails Hollywood” by famed fashion photographer Helmut Newton as the graphic. The design will be unveiled next week and one watch will be auctioned off.
The daring folks at Swatch are eager to push the envelope. Chortles one insider: "This [watch] is even racier than our Bunnysutra one."
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I have a swatch with half naked transvestites on it. I wear it all the time.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-17-2004, 12:16 PM
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#1254
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Crap
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Or when I am out of town.
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Noted. Uh...I mean, is anyone praying for you?
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05-17-2004, 12:16 PM
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#1255
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Costume Suggestions?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes yes. We've been through these. Thanks though.
What about the urban legend that John Dillinger's penis is encased at the Smithsonian? I could go as Dillinger's encased skin pistol.
It would be worth it just to say: "I'm John Dillinger's penis."
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Plus, that would be an easier costume for you than, say, Snake. |
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05-17-2004, 12:17 PM
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#1256
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Crap
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Noted. Uh...I mean, is anyone praying for you?
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....for me to come and visit? Yes. For my soul? Probably. |
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05-17-2004, 12:19 PM
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#1257
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Crap
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The hallway, the dining room table, the living room floor.....
For once I am totally lying tough. No sex while the Mr. is out of town.
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Lying tough. Is this some kind of fancy sexual position I've never heard of?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-17-2004, 12:21 PM
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#1258
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Crap
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lying tough.
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It's like Hangin' tough. Only horizontal and naked and better and no new kids on the block involved. (although in ABBA's case, they could be). |
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05-17-2004, 12:25 PM
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#1259
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Crap
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's like Hangin' tough. Only horizontal and naked and better and no new kids on the block involved. (although in ABBA's case, they could be).
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Ah. Hanging tough would be vertical and hanging upside down, of course.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-17-2004, 12:26 PM
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#1260
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Guest
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spring has sprung
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Sorry for the boring discussion, but we prefer that our policies are known so no one can claim we're being nazi's like infirm.
The current admins are:
slavenomore
evenodds
replaced_texan
leagleaze
mister_ruysbroeck
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So now I have to have slave's posts on my screen again? Not that I dont enjoy unfunny posts and his taking credit for starting this board and stuff, but why is he unignorable again?> |
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