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05-19-2004, 01:23 PM
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#1861
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Hot Pink Outfits Rule
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did you see her in the shower? Did she have chin stubble?
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You are asking all the wrong questions about a women's locker room.
Did she have a penis?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 05-19-2004 at 01:24 PM..
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05-19-2004, 01:23 PM
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#1862
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It was either "moist" or "supple."
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I thought it was goiter.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-19-2004, 01:26 PM
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#1863
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was goiter.
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I thought it was "panties."
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05-19-2004, 01:31 PM
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#1864
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Guest
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I thought it was "panties."
tm
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It was "fleshy". Yup. I also hate the word "lay" as a verb and not the lying down meaning. |
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05-19-2004, 01:33 PM
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#1865
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It was "fleshy". Yup. I also hate the word "lay" as a verb and not the lying down meaning.
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I always thought "lay" was a noun. |
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05-19-2004, 01:42 PM
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#1866
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was goiter.
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I just wanted an excuse to write "supple." There, I did it again.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-19-2004, 01:43 PM
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#1867
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I always thought "lay" was a noun.
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as opposed to the verb "fuck". |
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05-19-2004, 01:56 PM
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#1868
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Gabagool? Over here!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: getting Slave's back
Posts: 9
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Slave Rocks!
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm usually pretty good at guessing the puppetmaster behind the sock, but this one has me stumped.
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I have corresponded with Slave, who is enjoying a triumphant and relaxing midday mojito in sunny Manhattan while wearing the infamous fuzzy sweater, albeit with the sleeves rolled up. He is preparing for a day of tomfoolery at Scores, unbridled love making with his harem and then burritos for dinner and Johnny W. Blues for dessert. And then more love making. And more drinks. And more love. And the inevitable passout. There's the love indeed.
As for the sockmaster I'm guessing ironwuss, punkske, or maybe JRude. Those are the only three dillweeds capable of such unfunny tripe. Or maybe JPuke's cubicle mate. Whatever happened to that guy?
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I stick mother fuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning.
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05-19-2004, 02:07 PM
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#1869
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Pants - Your GQ Advisor
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I just wanted an excuse to write "supple." There, I did it again.
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Even her slacks were getting moist at the sight of his supple, fleshy goiter. He placed his hand on her titty. She wanted to remove his trousers and lay him right there.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-19-2004, 02:07 PM
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#1870
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Slave Rocks!
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Originally posted by slavio
I have corresponded with Slave, who is enjoying a triumphant and relaxing midday mojito in sunny Manhattan . . .
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How can a mojito be "triumphant"? |
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05-19-2004, 02:11 PM
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#1871
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Slave Rocks!
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
How can a mojito be "triumphant"?
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Victory over the Cosmopolitan?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-19-2004, 02:12 PM
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#1872
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Slave Rocks!
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
How can a mojito be "triumphant"?
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By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks. |
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05-19-2004, 02:20 PM
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#1873
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number 7
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: between PoshSpice's legs
Posts: 16
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Slave Rocks!
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks.
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The pisco sour is beyond paigow. Only the princepessas of passe, like Penske and his metropal PLF, would indulge such slop.
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Bend it for me!
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05-19-2004, 02:20 PM
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#1874
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Message from a friend.
Greeting and cheers fellow Lawtalkers internet-style lawyer chatting board denizens. As many of you know or have figured out, penske_account has been on a prolonged hiatus. I know this has caused some consternation among some of you, so I wanted to pass along the fact that I heard from him just today, via an electonic instant messaging communication format. I told him about the many penske-esque socks cluttering the board (not penske, penske_material, what have you), and he conveyed his great dismay. It is clear to both of us that these are merely socks of the evil ironweed, or perhaps socks of ironweed's evil sock, ironnutsedge. In any event, in case all this socking chicanery has been getting you down, he wanted to let you know that he misses you and is still here in spirit. To that end, I will relay a redacted excerpt of an electronic instant messaging communication from earlier today:
p_l_flower: I will pass on your words of good cheer to the Lawtalkers FB chatting board
penske_account: yes
penske_account: please do
penske_account: I love those kids
p_l_flower: Yes, morale is low there
penske_account: vista la playa
penske_account: you can tell them I said that
p_l_flower: I will
penske_account: perhaps that will help
penske_account: thanks
Good luck.
Sincerely,
The Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-19-2004, 02:21 PM
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#1875
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Slave Rocks!
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
By realizing that despite repeated claims of its demise on parts herein, it remains the number one drink among numerous demographic groups. In fact, there's a mojito in flower's spin class, checking out his ass while mocking him for his dismissiveness of the champion of all drinks.
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Is it wearing a necker....oh, fuck it. Is it wearing a scarf?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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