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05-31-2004, 06:41 PM
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#3766
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Don't Be Heinous, Explore The
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As I pointed out on the first dbl. anal string, any guy in a double anal is gay. it doesn't matter what type genital goes with the anus.
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You sure play a mean pinball
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Conf to wonk:
a nice old man trims his earhair.
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I don't really care about your "Uncle Chester's" tonsorial habits. I thnk that ear hair is kind of squicky. I'm glad I don't have any.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-31-2004, 06:56 PM
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#3767
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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For those as bored as I am
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
there's nothing in skin for "severe acne scars?"
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It's okay, Hank. I believe the instructions were reasonable approximation of yourself. No one will judge you if your picture isn't completely accurate.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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05-31-2004, 07:18 PM
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#3768
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Miss Columbia 2004
Catherine Daza Manchola, Miss Colombia Universe 2004
Good, damn good:
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05-31-2004, 07:31 PM
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#3769
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Paigow & Thurgreed play word association
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05-31-2004, 08:20 PM
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#3770
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Miss Columbia 2004
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
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I've been looking for someone to help around the house. She'll do. |
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05-31-2004, 09:32 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Time to build an ark?
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05-31-2004, 09:56 PM
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#3772
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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For those as bored as I am
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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's okay, Hank. I believe the instructions were reasonable approximation of yourself. No one will judge you if your picture isn't completely accurate.
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ahhh!
the old "I'm rubber" retort.
buddy dowling first hit me with it in kindergarden, and still I've not been able to develop a coherent strategy for fighting it.
Its like a cake mix, you just stick in a few staples and you get a passable product. People who can't mix up a whole cake still can celebrate the ocassional b-day.
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 05-31-2004 at 10:07 PM..
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05-31-2004, 10:17 PM
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#3774
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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One looks better, one looks worse.
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but if you'd like to see an interview of the Wonkette and Washingtonienne, click here:
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05-31-2004, 10:31 PM
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#3775
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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For those as bored as I am
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ahhh!
the old "I'm rubber" retort.
buddy dowling first hit me with it in kindergarden, and still I've not been able to develop a coherent strategy for fighting it.
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So, what you're admitting is that after all this time and six years of law school, you still lose arguments to five-year-olds? That's pretty sad, really.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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05-31-2004, 10:45 PM
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#3776
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Simpsons
I should be using the waning hours of my brief vacation productively, but instead I am wasting it reading and posting here. Sigh.
Nonetheless, I have found a tidbit for the many Simpsons fans who read the boad:
A map and guide to Springfield, lovingly compiled by two guys with too much time on their hands. |
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06-01-2004, 12:08 AM
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#3777
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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For those as bored as I am
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Its like a cake mix, you just stick in a few staples and you get a passable product. People who can't mix up a whole cake still can celebrate the ocassional b-day.
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That explains a lot. This year, you can just take me out to lunch for my birthday. Sadistic fuck.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-01-2004, 02:33 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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WB Superstar USA
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I'm somewhat surprised by the choices of Mario and JoJo in the final 4. Clearly Rosa and Jamie were no brainers, but how can they leave out Omar? The only way I see it making sense is if they decided that he was too likeable, and thus it wouldn't make for good TV to see him getting ripped. Because he is, without a doubt, the single worst singer I have ever seen in my life.
Anyone wanna take a guess at Jamie's measurements? Hammana hammana.
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06-01-2004, 09:49 AM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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WB Superstar USA
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
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Reality TV crapola
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Wow, str8, way to break the board.
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06-01-2004, 09:54 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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WB Superstar USA
I was afraid that this show would be so obvious and overblown that it wouldn't be funny. I was afraid that it would be so low-budget and tacky that it would serve only to highlight the downward spiral in the quality of reality television shows. I was afraid that if I watched it, I would get disgusted with how unoriginal the judges and "talent" were and curse the fact that I wasted precious tivo space on such a piece of trash. I was afraid that I wouldn't wet myself laughing at this show.
I was wrong. This is the best bad show ever.
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