American Idol is baaaack.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Coltrane, if you manage to tweak your birth certificate, get your ass to Cleveland or Anchorage and sing Love of a Lifetime on national TV, I will make an exception and give you the best head you've ever gotten from a Canadian.
(take that, Dan Ackroyd)
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How are you making an exception?
Why am I questioning this?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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