Not Married Questions
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Have I told you lately how sexy you are?*
*No? That's because it would have been artificial and meaningless. Besides, aren't you secure enough not to need to hear it?
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I don't like it when women tell me I'm sexy, even if I am. I feel like I'm in a bad movie/soap opera.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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