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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The five items I can't live without: "A set of Calphalon cookware, Ab-Toner, a cellar full of Montrachet, and my saintly mother."
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His saintly mother? That man is never going to get a date if under his "turn-ons" he says anything having to do with his mother.
Which is probably why he is still single.