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Originally posted by dtb
So many questions, but let's start with the big one: WTF is Ketone breath?
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Have you never noticed that when you are really hungry you get wicked bad breath? If not, surely others around you have (Whiff!). When your body runs low on carbs, it starts producing molecules called "ketones". The ketones are used as fuel for the bod, which previously was being fuelled w/ simple carbs. The worst are people on Atkins. I will not speak with, suck face, or fuck anyone on Atkins (except by IM). They are in a consistent state of Ketosis and fucking stink.
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Bob says, "Gran'pappy, why do you have that big 'ol pile of fat on your plate?". The answer (of course) was, "I'm just eating the white meat." ew
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Shit that's nothing. Great Grandma Keaton (from the Appalachian branch of the family; I'll explain this when you're older) used to catch possum and stick those furried creatures in a cold oven. She'd open up the oven door, toss it bits and pieces of food (doubtless from the iron skillet), then close it. Every day until it got fat. The fucker probably thought it had landed in paradise. But when he got fat, Grandmama would pluck him from the oven, and parbroil him live (as a pre-barbeque thing) then barbie him. So don't be so quick to say ew.
You still haven't recommended a brunch place for me. I'm not AS interested because I just had an entire loaf of bread with butter (no Ketosis in THIS house; Abba could kiss me) but I really do have someone coming into town this weekend. I'd like to take them to brunch instead of dinner to avoid the end-of-night drunken lesbian encounters in the West Village. You know what I'm saying.
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