Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
What is this, the schoolyard? "Ooh, your girlfriend is a big whore! Haha! You're faith-based!" "You only sleep with ugly chicks!" Your internet personality is so much better than mine, great. Wait, you forgot the part where you threaten to beat me up if we ever meet in real life and you have time to take off your bowtie so it doesn't get dirty.

I said that it seems that that entire crop of photos is not as attractive as the crop of SI swimsuit photos usually is. They also don't look anywhere near as good as the bodypainting pictures from a month or so ago. Maybe the chicks aren't that hot, maybe the process just wasn't as well run with these. Maybe there's some kind of amateur contest going on this year. I don't know.

What I do know is that usually, when I see these kinds of pictures, they don't show all the gap teeth, blemishes, blotches, cellulite, etc., etc. Sure, real women have those, and I know that the ultimate result of most pictures like these are a result of meticulous tweaking and editing. But these pictures don't look that great. Most pictures of these type make me say, "Holy shit, that chick looks amazing in that picture. She's hotter than anyone I've seen in person in the last week." These pictures make me say, "These pictures suck. Where is that cute paralegal down the hall who always smells great and wears cute, barely noticable thongs?" The swimsuit pictures in SI used to be great. The ones we've talked about today don't even meet fraternity-produced sorority girl calendar standards.

Guess what I made on the LSAT.