07-28-2005, 04:20 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Speaking of Birthdays
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yesterday I was in a bookstore trying to stay cool, and after browsing through The Very Best Baby Name Book In The Whole Fucking Universe, my sperm donor and I came across a sexual position a day book (imagine, right there in the baby and family section!!). The position for my birthday involved his sitting in a rocking chair while I assume (tee hee!) a wheelbarrow position with my hands on the floor. Obviously this is one we're going to have to save for 2006. But I digress.
It was the titles of the positions that really amused me. E.g., the position for the putative father's birthday is called "The HindQuarterly Review," and it involves the woman bent over a desk while the man sits in an office chair behind her.
And I'm not sure if this one falls on Fringey's birthday, but there's a MFM double penetration scenario called "When Harry Met Sally and Frank."
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These ones amuse me:
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