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To Pavement's Shady Lane:
Blind date with the Spankster
A big player or manspinster
And the check when it arrived we were drunk, drunk, drunk
Drunk a bluer shade of blood on a greener shade of cash
And this beajoulais wine is giving tits a rash
I’m flat pissed
You’re so beautiful to look at when I’m drunk
Freeze, don’t speak
You’ve been chosen as an extra in the FB adaptation
Of the sequel to my life.
a Spankyland -- everybody wants one
a Spankyland -- everybody needs one
Oh my god, oh my mod, oh it’s Maude, oh we Todd
Oh my god, oh your mod, oh we Todd, over Maude
It’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s mod, it’s everybody’s Maude, it’s
Everybody’s god
The worlds collide, but all that we want is a Spankyland.
Glance, don’t stare
Or that buck will kick you in your derriere
No, not me -- I’m too busy cleaning up after Squishy
Kids surround in the muddy peaceful center of this house
Tell me off in the breakfast cubby right in front of all the young boys and the apricots and mountain air.
A Spankyland -- everybody wants one
A Spankyland -- everybody needs one
Oh my god, oh my mod, oh it’s Maude, oh we Todd
Oh my god, oh your mod, oh we Todd, over Maude
It’s everybody’s god, it’s everybody’s mod, it’s everybody’s Maude, it’s
Everybody’s god
The worlds collide, but all that we want is a Spankyland.
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