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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Forget you saw the card. Take the high road and let it go. Do this for your own well-being as much as that of the mother of your children. If this is not an option, however, stay away from the fuck-her-sister/mother approach. Too cliche. Fuck her brother or her father and then dump him on his freshly fucked ass.
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2. If you can fire one of in Bill's old man's arse, do so... and have a camera phone handy throughout.
But understand, you might have to move from the area post haste afterward. After receiving that photo messsage, Bill is either going to go home and down a Big Sleep Martini (Bottle-of-Ambien+Bottle-of-Grey Goose) or come over to your house with a hatchet and chloroform.
I really don't know how I'd react if I were to receive a text message containing a photo of my father receiving anal. After blackmailing him, I'd probably have to seek serious therapy.
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