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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
In an article about a massage parlor being busted in Harvard Square, there is a reference to a "Russian Ending." Anyone know what that means? There's no definition at Urban Dictionary. "Pop the cork" seems easier to infer.

A Harvard Square business has been offering nude massage, "domination," and other illegal sexual services to its customers, say police.
Duncan Purdy, longtime owner of About Hair on Arrow Street, which is also an art gallery and antiques store, has been charged with maintaining a house of prostitution after masseuses allegedly proposed sexual favors to two undercover officers.
But Purdy, 52, of Revere, said the cops "misinterpreted" his services.
"I have been a well-respected business person in Harvard Square for 20 years," he said. "Unfortunately, this is a misunderstanding, and I hope we're able to work this out."
In both cases, detectives describe being led to a back room, lit by a "lone red bulb," where a female eventually began to massage their genital areas and propose sexual favors for additional fees.
Det. James Hyde of the Somerville Police assisted in the operation and said that upon arrival at About Hair, Purdy gave him a menu of services that contained "side orders," such as a full-nude, "Russian Ending" and "Pop the Cork," according to a police report.

Full story here.

I don't know about Pop the Cork, but I learned just yesterday that a Russian Ending is a tit-fucking to completion. Apparently an Italian Ending is the same thing but between the buttocks. Which is I guess sort of like a naked ass dry-humping.