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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I was waiting for a car full of elderly people to come get me, and I was stuffed on Cornbread and Pie and coudln't bear to stand in the 120 degrees. Old folks take FOREVER to move.
2) See 1. ALso, there were no benches and the sidewalk was preternaturally clean.
3) I ate at Marie Callenders. Bc I was visiting old people and they liked that place. They were nto the elder Paigows. Someone else's old people.
3.5) Being my first trip to the desert, in August, I did not realize a sidewalk could be so hot as to burn your ass. I didnt think frying eggs on a sidewalk was a literal expression. Because I am fron the Northeast.
Does that clear things up?
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Somewhat. But it does seem odd to categorically thrash a city for what would appear to be a set of circumstances that are, if not exactly odd, unlikely to be repeated by many.
Except for the not realizing the sidewalk would be hot thing. That's just weird.