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New poll -- Holiday Songs You Hate
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Because I've already ruined Less's week by destroying his fantasy of me lusting after Minnie Pearl, I decided that it was time for an inane poll -- what holiday songs do you hate?
I'll go first -- "Christmas Shoes." Nothing else is even close. Cloyingly sacharine lyrics, emotion-filled white-guy voice rising to a crescendo at the end -- argh.
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That's easy. "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." This is obligatory on the playlist of certain Clearfinity stations on Christmas day. It's a stupid song, probably from the '50's (if I were to guess) sung by a woman in a forced "little girl" voice, including forced mispronunciations. The. Single. Dumbest. Christmas. Song. EVER.
It not only makes me want to take a hammer to the stereo, but also take an ice pick to my eardrums.
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Last edited by spookyfish; 12-16-2005 at 11:36 AM..
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