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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I never made it up for that class because I was on crack (not literally) when I signed up for it, and during the course of the first few weeks I convinced myself that I knew this stuff anyway. So I get A's and B's on all the derivatives tests. Then, suddenly, integrals (?) started up. And I still wasn't going to class. Blew all the second half tests and the final. Got a D.** Fuck integrals (?).
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This sounds like a recurring nightmare that I have where I am in a calculus course that I did not know I had enrolled in and it is the day of the final and I am FUCKED, and after I take the final I have to write a 30-page paper for a Beowulf course in which I also did not know I was enrolled, and I am FUCKED, and I don't know how this happened because I have already graduated from law school, and am a lawyer in a big firm, and in fact, I promised the partner a draft of something three days ago and I have barely started it and I am FUCKED, and so how can I be back in college, and if I am going to dream about college, couldn't I dream about being FUCKED by Rugby Guy?
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