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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he is. After all he worked as a stripper. Any guy who comes out of that profession straight is in fact straight. Usual disclaimers, of course.
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Um, hel-
lo.
- "Loves" chocolate.
- "Loves" amaretto.
- Cried. He fucking cried. I should stop here.
- Tighty-whiteys.
- Was a stripper.
- Worked as a fireman, but didn't stay and now is a part time limo driver.
- Hair gel.
- Studied at a cooking school.
- Dropped out of Navy SEAL school. Don't ask.
- Dressed like a cowboy, but lives in Jersey City.
- Asian girlfriend. Q.E.D.
As for the "was a stripper and still identified straight" analysis, which is admittedly persuasive, I can only say that he's from Virginia. His parents probably didn't even know he was a stripper until they saw this show, and they're probably under six feet of clay from the shock. Those good ol' boys take a long time to come out, but when they do, they can out-gay Harvey Fierstein.
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