Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
College story. Freshman year my dad came to visit. We went off on Saturday to visit his parents, who lived in the area, and stayed the night. Sunday morning (late morning . . . even early afternoon), we go back to my dorm, so I can show him my room (for better or worse). Anyway, my roommate, who didn't own a necktie, had pulled both mattresses onto the floor, and clearly had just gotten done spending the night repeatedly boning his skanky girlfriend. His naked body, her panties, and condom wrappers everywhere. Good times! My dad had the good fortune of getting out of town a couple hours later . . .

What is the relevance of the necktie? Had he used one of yours in boning his skanky girlfriend?