To fuck or to cook?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Pino comes home from school and says, "Papa, Papa, today the teacher asked the class who could count to twenty and the other boys could only go to 12, but I knew all the numbers!" Papa says, "Very good, Pino! And do you know why you're so smart? It's because we are Italiano!"

Pino comes home from school the next day and says, "Papa, Papa, today we were playing in the schoolyard and throwing the ball and the other boys couldn't throw it to the fence, but I could!" And Papa says, "Very good, Pino! And do you know why you're so strong? It's because we are Italiano!"

Pino comes home from school the next day and says, "Papa, Papa, today after school the boys were all showing their weiners, and the other boys' were all very small, but mine was very big. Is that because we are Italiano?" And Papa says, "No, Pino, it's because you're 22."

this doesn't make sense to me. in the olympics, say in gymnastics, there is a minimum age but no maximum age. maybe you need to rework your joke?