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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We are offended that there is hardly a Jew count on other reality shows but that Average Joe is packed with them. We have not watched this show from the beginning and perhaps can take solace in the fact that this is not anti semitism, but that the shiksa has a jew fetish and wanted to carry the MOTs along to the end. However, and perhaps str8 can confrim, we suspect that Jeff Zucker, King of all NBC Programming, is probably a self loathing Jew and had things rigged this way. We find this offensive. Much like how you find Coltrane discussions of black people to be offensive though you yourself are not black.
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As usual, Paigow's got the Down Low.
SCENE: TEMPLE LA CIENEGA BETH ISRAEL
INTERIOR, DAY
Two white men in suits are sitting in temple, STR8, an aspiring young Hollywood Playa, and JEFF, an older network executive. In the background a cantor is canting.
STR8: J-Z, good to see you my nigga. What up?
JEFF: Sup dawg. Good to see you.
STR8: Whatcha doin here? I thought you'd wasn't down with the MOT game.
JEFF: Damn skippy. I'm just doing some casting for our new show, Average Hebe. We find 16 yids and see which one of them can get their circumsized dick wet with this hottie shiksa cheerbabe. See any real shlubs around here?
STR8: Can I get me some hot Kansas City cheerleader action?
JEFF: We're going for more of the Larry David type, but thanks for playing. Hey, that guy in the back looks like the type.
STR8: He's a moyle with a temper. If he gets dissed, make sure there aren't any sharp objects around.
JEFF: Thanks. We're hoping for more shows like our new ones that "suck"*.
* note: real quote from Jeff Zucker
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