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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You didn't buy into that De Beers-fueled "you're a bad husband unless you buy your wife a 5 ct. left-hand ring" crap, did you?
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Fuck no, dude... I haven't had any massive settlements to afford shit like that lately... Do you have any mass tort claimants you don't want at the moment?
I got a tasteful thing that her friend said she wanted. Not a ring... earrings.
5 ct? Do they even make such a thing?