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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
...and you'll never have to wear rented formal wear again.
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That is, you won't have to wear rented formal wear again (Hi, B&B's inner coke whore!) until (i) you add 20 pounds, probably as sympathy weight when Sequels becomes bloated with child; (ii) some idiot decides to dress the groomsmen in morning coats; or (iii) the invitation says "creative formal".
I believe there is no such thing as optional. It's a way of saying, "You don't HAVE to wear a tuxedo, you can just look like some forlorn simpleton if you want."
That having been said, there are people who can pull off dressing BETTER than a tux at one of these things, and, even more impressive, those who can pull off dressing like a total bum, though that generally requires massive wealth to really work.