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Originally posted by robustpuppy
When I was younger I thought Clint Eastwood was creepy. I only recently realized that when he was younger, he was the most fuckable man alive.
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Ahem. What about Rockford?
Anyhoo, best present is a tie between the authentic Luc Robatille LA Kings retro sweater (purple and yellow, baby!) and the tickets to the Poulin Weed-Eater Cereal Bowl in Lincoln, Nebraska. Nothing says "New Year's Day" as much as the annual pigskin celebration of all that is good and true about the amber waves of grain grown in the breadbasket of America. The Podunk University "Fighting Pawnees"* will take on arch-rival Geographic Directional Unit State's "Fighting Cartographers." I think ESPN 5 is showing it -- look for Big Ed and I in our full Pawnee regalia. Go, Big Red! Scalp those Scribes! Woo-hoo!
I received no bad presents. Although a court reporter did drop off a can of those Danish butter cookies, I find them quite tasty, so ...
*The school was going to change its mascot a few years ago, but the Pawnee Tribal Council told them not to, as the tribe considered the success of the team as a "positive portrayal" of the tribe. I'm sure that the deal giving them a cut of the apparel licensing fees and a committment by the alumni association to hold its next 5 annual meetings at the Sheaton attached to the tribal casino managed by Ballys had nothing to do with it.
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