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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There is nothing worse than the girl who looks better with her clothes on. I "dated" a cocktail waitress (She was 21 - hi Paigow!!) who looked a lot like Lisa Loeb. Glasses and everything. She was thin and well-shaped. Or so I thought. The clothes came off and...even though she was thin, she was flabby...and pasty...and she had buttertits...and a tattoo that had gone blue. Fortunately, she smoked a lot of weed and had given me some that night.
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Hey, in fairness this also applies to men. Its unfair that men can wear baggy clothes whereas women are forced to display the goods every day. I see these fat guys in my office wearing huge billowing shirt that they think hidde their rolls. These are the same guys who still wear pleated pants because they think its slimming, when in fact it make a fat guy look even fatter. Its hysterial. There's enough loose fabric in my office to build a sail for the QE2.
Ladies... If his shirt's billowy, he's got rolls. But on the plus side, he's probably also got a nice set of tits, so you can enjoy bra shopping together.
Oh yeh, one more thing. If you've got saggy man tits, bag the golf shirt and khakis look. I want to see the outline of your man tits about as much as I want to talk to the skanky paralegal about how she got a TRO against her abusive ex-husband.
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