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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Speaking of Savage, he's finally gotten beyond the boring stuff (e.g. fatties) of recent weeks and moved on to some really twisted shit. Sure, Prince Alberts are old news. But sounding? Prince's wands? electrified butt-plugs? Damn.
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I was out for drinks with friends the other day when a one friend said she had learned that a sex shop in town caries baby Jesus butt plugs. Everyone laughed. I then caused almost everyone at the table to emit shocked gasps or guilty giggles by suggesting that it could be sold in a package set with the Virgin Mary blow up doll. Is the idea of a Virgin Mary blow up doll that much more shocking than the reality of a baby Jesus butt plug? I suppose my hypothetical promotional tag line (something along the lines of "No matter how many times you use it, you are always getting her cherry.") exacerbated the effect. But if the twisted sickos out there have already come up with the baby Jesus butt plug, and market it in the Midwest--the Midwest!--I have a hard time believing you cannot get the Virgin Mary blow up doll in dozens of fine establishments in, for example, NYC or SF.
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