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I think I need a cold compress
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
On the one hand, I'm inclined to call Mrs. Finch to tell her this story. On the other hand, I'm concerned that her response will be to rent Elf (she's not much a pop-culture type).
And in other news, did anyone see the story about the twisted twist in the Illinois Senate race? No, this is not a Politics post. Actress Jeri Ryan (aka Seven of Nine, aaka Two of Seven of Nine for (two) obvious reasons) claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, the Repub candidate, took her to sex clubs in NY, Paris, and elsewhere and demanded that she have public sex with him. One place apparently had cages, cuffs, and chains.
This will probably kill the man's political career. Which is kinda sad, because it's one of the few times in recent memory that I've really liked a Republican.
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On the bright side, Jack has a potential goldmine staring him in the face after he loses the election. Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions and sign autographs for $10 a piece under a banner which reads "I Nailed Seven of Nine". If he throws in stories of what it's like to be with an actual woman, he would clean up with that crowd...
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