Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Honeymooning Virginian finds Cleveland Steamer in his Nevada hotel room.

Client: "It's not funny at all. My lawyers know it's not funny."

Lawyer: "These psychological damages, which naturally flow from such a 'fecetious' mishap, are increasing 'excrementally.' "

Look, don't mock. First, it took me weeks to get Penske to work up the right tone of righteous indignation. I keep telling him, gleefully posting about this all over the goddamned place will erode his potential recovery -- I don't care how much he changes the names.

Second, I subpoenaed the guest list from Circus Circus. You'd better check your mail.