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Originally posted by robustpuppy
When did you get all creepy and weird? The tone of your posts makes me wonder whether you've been put on some mood-regulating drug or gotten into new age shit or crystals or had a lobotomy or something.
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Two crabs were walking along a beach, a mother and her young child. "My child!" exclaimed the Mother Crab, "Why do you walk sideways like that? Why do you not walk straight like the other creatures on this beach?" to which the young crab replied, "Well, mother... it appears to me that I walk exactly as you do. Go first and show me how, and I will gladly follow!"