Looks like the Pierce Brosnan, 
will he or won't he? is getting to be a pretty definitive "won't he."
I'm down for Clive Owen.  I have Taxwonk down for Colin Firth, and Hank down for Will Ferrell.  There is no fucking way it's Ioan Gruffudd --- the world isn't ready for that.  It's barely ready for a guy named Clive.
(It's not like we have anything else to talk about, apparently.)