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Fake People
I just called to check my messages at my house. I realized I hadn't checked them yesterday because no one of consequence** calls me there anymore, due to the cell phone revolution. I had three new messages:
(1) a computerized voice reminding me of the delivery date for my Cadillac of washing machines
(2) A computerized voice reminding me of my appointment with my allergist on Monday.
(3)a computerized voice reminding me that my pick up truck likely is due for an oil change.
DO REAL FUCKING PEOPLE WORK ANYWHERE ANYMORE or HAVE THEY ALL BE REPLACED BY CYBORG TELEMARKETERS?
**Except my grandmother, in case she's learned how to use a computer and follows the boards.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
Last edited by sunnybunny; 08-05-2004 at 04:27 PM..
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