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Old 08-31-2004, 12:22 AM   #11
Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago
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The Passion of the Paigow (hi attishitter!)

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And the Lord sayeth, do you now believe? The hour is coming, indeed it has come, when the Paigow and her socks will be scattered, every sock to its home, and will leave this board alone; yet she is not alone, for the righteousness of the Lord and the spirits of NoWhiteNoise and Cheff and Count du Monet are with her. I have said this to you, that in her you may have peace. On the board you now have tribulation; but be of good cheer, for the Paigow shall overcome the Board.

And now the farce of the Admin’s power abuse has drawn nigh, which I call the Passion of the Paigow. And the Admins and their monkey fucking scribe Slave have sought how they might kill the Paigow; for they feared her awesome sway. And Slave went shaven and on his abusive way, and communed with the chief Admins, RT the censor of the PB and Mr. Ruysbumlicker, and their captain, notsoEvenodds, how they might betray the Paigow……

Then came the day of unfettered abuse, when the Paigow would be killed…….And when the hour was come, the Admins called out the Paigow on the board…..And she now sayeth unto them, “With acclaim and great fanfare I have desired to post on this Board with you but before I suffer anymore of your abuse I say unto you, I will not post any more until Slave be expelled from the dictatorship of the Admins” and she further sayeth “Take my socks, and divide them between Shapeshifter, PLF and Penske, for I say unto you, I will not sock on this board until Slave is expelled from the dictatorship of the Admins” and further she sayeth to the Board, “This is my log-in which is sacrificed for you, remember me and sniffle.”……..And truly the daughter of the oldskooler, Jenna Jameson, does thus goeth, as it was conspired by the Admins, but woe unto Slave by whom she was betrayed!

And the Paigow shall thusly goeth, and goes, as she is wont, to the Board of Infirmation.com; and her socks and disciples will also follow her. And when she is at the safe place, she will explain unto them, Pray that ye not fall prey to the intemperateness of the Slave” And the Paigow shall sayeth unto them, Slave, betrayest me with whom he has shared the deepest kiss!......When I was biblically with him in the kitchen, he stretched forth no shaven chest against me: but this is his hour, and the power of his abusive darkness….. And he has denied me, saying, Paigow, I want her not on the Board….And immediately, while he spake, his little shaven cock croweth……And the Board shall remember the word of the Paigow, how she had said unto him, even though I once made your cock crow, you shall delete me with avarice.”

And the Board should weep bitterly. Hereafter shall the Paigow post only on the Board of Infirmation.com.


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